Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his...

By Arcanin3Boss - 23/06/2015 06:37 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By dole_out_the_fml - 20/05/2009 17:36 - Canada

Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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AlwaysWatching 27

Tuesday 23 June 2015 17:51

"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards

stieglar 17

Tuesday 23 June 2015 17:52

At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.

Comments

vidala1991 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:43

Haha I do that sometimes. Mostly when I pray to myself at night but I still say Amen afterwards.

SolarLunix 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 9:01

Don't worry, I'm sure that's how I'm going to be when I finally have money to visit my family.

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:38

Because of you, everyone will die of food poisoning. Jesus doesn't pardon unbelievers.

Idahome 6

Wednesday 24 June 2015 12:39

That's absolutely hilarious, OP. I would have laughed soooo hard! Well done!

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 24 June 2015 16:59

That almost sounds like my wife who accidentally said 'congratulations' instead of 'condolences' at a funeral...

dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:24

Uh, bye is great! Means you don't think A, B, C, D ...done. Prayer is taking with God, two ways, not an order at McDonald's.

tac96 2

Wednesday 24 June 2015 20:16

I was reading a speech in front of my whole class in 8th grade and when I finished I said Amen because I wasn't paying attention it was awkward and embarrassing so I just ran back to my seat lol

curiouslilbird 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 7:35

No worries, OP. I like to think God hears even our worst bungled prayers and smiles at them like we would smile at an autocorrected text from a dear friend.