By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.

What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]

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What the hell did you do?

sat there like an idiot.

She did three backflips, stuck the landing, bowed to the crowd, grabbed her phone and came to bitch here on FML.

considering he proposed, my guess is anal.

FamilyGuy, that was amazing haha. OP, you shoulda came back and whispered loudly in ur husbands ear "Did you put the roofies in your moms drink?"

actually she defecated in the bathroom, getting her fecal matter everywhere, while writing this FML, she then used the hand towels to wipe her butt

Well you guys are imaginative.

Can't you read? She was stupid, and she was also a slut.

welcome to the family made me think of avenged sevenfold

86 that was the only reason I looked at the comments to see if someone thought of that

Your gonna have a fun rest of your life

At least you know that his love is strong enough that he doesn't want to listen to his mother. That there is true love!

What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]

Good idea 。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。

Yes, because that would ensure OP has a happy marriage.

Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.

or just go with what number 3 said

Go with #4. Being a bitch to your mother in law will just make your life hell.

15, your picture has ruined it for me....

well your a hippy

its funny how people take these FML's seriously

lol nope. I'm sure you get laid :p

What was your boyfriend's reply?

"relax mum, I just want to do anal before I dump her."

lol , thts so wrong.

Yeah, but it feels so good!

Monster-in-law

first off I hope he at least stoop up for you there I'd no way anyone should go into a marriage like that and it would be best to discuss how you felt when you heard your soon to be mother in law speak of you in such horrid way gosh wish you the best of luck

yeah did the stoop up?!

So go graduate college and become a smart slut?

She did three backflips, stuck the landing, bowed to the crowd, grabbed her phone and came to bitch here on FML.

I'd probably be like "whatchoo say, bitch?? imma kill you" PS I'm not black

I love how you added in the P.S. haha. just in case we all thought you were black..