Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
Zachthejoker 10
Ahahahaha! Not only do you have to worry about going to jail, you also have to worry about possible castration if you try anything funny with his daughter! XD
babe7260 30
Awkward!!!!
Wayne913 13
Wow. You're screwed.
TheJester12 15
"of course I'll meet your dad! don't worry worry I have a talent for impressing adults" (walks in theater) .... I just remembered that it's quite possible I left my stove on at home. I should probably ...like you know chec...HOLY **** HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME I HAVE TO GO BABY !!!
vaughant 5
Well at least you already know eachother now you just gotta win over her mother haha
Psychology_13 8
Different last names? Or didn't make the connection?
CustardAndPie 13
#53, Maybe they have a really common family name, like Smith, or Jones, or something. I've known a LOT of people with my surname (for example), and I can assure you I wasn't related to any of them. I think most people wouldn't have made the connection, tbh.
Psychology_13 8
True.
MrRager7 1
That sure does suck. However people make mistakes. And if you're serious about changing your ways and staying out of trouble then her father should understand. Besides not many guys would sit through a play just to meet the parents. Good luck!
the_red_baron 3
It does suck. But you all have to remember that her father probably sees this kind of stuff all of the time. And he sees when the kids fall back into bad habits and routines. I'm willing to bet after they went home from the play there was a nice long father-daughter conversation ending with "you need to stop seeing him"
derffer 1
Try to talk to the daughter with a speech ending with "you need to stop seeing your dad and come live with me so we can be happy". she probably has daddy issues.
LadyJoker21 0
SHITTY !!!
elizabethross 0
kinda deserve that one for needing a probation officer in the first place
MrMeaner88 3
If hes on probation (as opposed to parole) then it was probably a minor offense: underage drinking, smoking pot, fighting, petty theft or vandalism etc. That doesnt make him a bad person, just a "typical" teenager/young adult who got caught when others get away. Why is our society so vindictive? As soon as we get an excuse, we pile up punishments on people instead of giving them a chance to move on and change. Maybe having a nice girl will straiten him out, as opposed to a girl who would encourage him to keep acting like a knucklehead.
derffer 1
The probation officer kind of deserved this for being a probation officer in the first place! Have fun dude!
alanagan97 0
Well......... I feel bad for you! Be on your best behavior!