Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Use the force wisely

Use the force wisely

By beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By Rob - 15/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML

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By CaBur - 19/02/2013 22:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By stuckinalift - 18/02/2011 01:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By Nancy - 08/07/2009 14:01

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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This_Guy 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:38

that is hilariously awesome

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 7 August 2009 8:43

That's hilarious. Of course they have cameras, dummy. But I wouldn't be ashamed at all. You apparently have a sense of humor (although you think this is an FML, so you may be hopeless).

Comments

This_Guy 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:38

that is hilariously awesome

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 7 August 2009 9:06

Nah, Hagrid does... Or he did.

urMOMZin2TROLLZ 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:07

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americayay 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:13

yes, it is hilariously awesome. which is why it's not an fml and should be on mlia. however, still funny op.

KumoFF7 3

Friday 7 August 2009 9:16

YDI for not joining the dark side.

Imawhalerider 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:19

lol if you where doing 'the force push' then the staff saw you and stopped it. Over the intercom you hear them laughing at you.

NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:56

YDI FOR BEING GINGER

divineinstrument 2

Friday 7 August 2009 10:11

That is just incredibly awesome To be fair, whenever I'm in front of automatic doors, I always make a gesture with my hand as they open as it looks like telekinesis

KumoFF7 3

Friday 7 August 2009 11:34

*Tshhh chhh* the force is strong with this one.

Needlestick 0

Friday 7 August 2009 14:49

I agree, completely, #1. OP: Haha, I have done this too, when using automatic doors and reaching for items that are too far away.

hibarisanstr 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:58

God...you Ugly Betty or something?

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:01

ahahaha! this is awesome! marry me?

killinglights 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:13

I always use the force to open automatic doors.

2gether4ever 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:55

this ain't a FML, it's cool!

Ebonite 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:38

lol

alijacket 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:41

lmao, that's hilarious. i'd probably be a little embarrassed, but no.. that's funny. enjoy it!

Alhan_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:08

Who cares about embarassment? He's a ******* Jedi master.

HarshD9619 34

Friday 24 October 2014 20:37

Umm. It's a she #91

Daaniellee1234 8

Friday 7 August 2009 8:41

Im confused by the wording of this FML. Still dont get it..

djb23 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:41

haha dork.. could have been worse though

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 7 August 2009 8:43

That's hilarious. Of course they have cameras, dummy. But I wouldn't be ashamed at all. You apparently have a sense of humor (although you think this is an FML, so you may be hopeless).