Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
Taymah49 7
Damn!! Now that had to be an awkward moment.
Amethyst99 2
runaway!
sambudd14 2
Unlucky jackass ;)
novadsj 0
ur ******
diamondbaby16 4
What a coincidence !
Nightmare998 0
I bet he was pissed! Lol
bmxloverboy 2
Can you say awkwarddd
Gvfell 9
Ydi for being on probation.
JackFaire 27
She knows about your past right? I mean yeah it could be an FML if she knows about your past and it just became awkward but if you think the FML is now she will know well then no that's an YDI.
daemonsparta 16
awkward..but hey you're mandatory check ins with him will be much easier
Nubsche 18
your*