Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
scoobysmith44 9
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Tokyo_Atom 7
54 you are a prize piece of shit. You do not know the circumstance of OP or of anyone else on probation. Some peoples lives aren't as peachy as the rest of us, but that doesn't make them bad people. Grow the **** up.
goldens_fml 12
YDI for acting in a fashion to earn yourself a probation officer.
KVKdragon 26
How are you allowed to have that picture as your profile picture? It's outrageously obvious that your profile pic contains nudity/explicit imagery >:[
bosquez559 15
Hes gonna be way more stricter on you and any little slip up and he'll violate your probation so be good and do as you suppose to
EBA2013_fml 12
Idk anything about legal stuff but wouldn't that be a conflict of interest? Like you'd have to get a new probation officer?
jaredofmo 22
All the more reason to make sure you have your act cleaned up. Good luck.
derffer 1
Give him an unwanted grand-child and then he will hesitate before throwing you back in jail! His daughter must have huge daddy issues and will probably go along with it.
sarsaparilla 2
be expecting more randum piss tests
brohamas16 7
You should of acted like you were drunk and just be like heyyyyy I know youuuuu!!
dmandan 4
That reply made me laugh !
dressgirl2000 0
I don't know which one to pick because it depends what you did