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Probation officers are there to help you and try make sure you go down a better path. Show him you can stay on the straight and narrow and I'm sure he'll be fine with you dating his daughter
**** u and everyone else who needs probation **** **** ****
Hey 54, not much in the forgiveness and realizing we're-all-human-and-have-the-capability-to-change departments are we?
Oh lol that was my friend haha
Naturally...
You realize Op doesn't rear the comments right? You sound stupid giving advice
95- how do you know op doesn't read the comments? If he is posting on fml then he might read them often.
95- how do you know op doesn't read the comments? If he is posting on fml then he might read them often.
The fact that you don't know the difference between "hear" and "here" is kind of depressing too... And honestly, I think it depends on what OP did.
If it's a minor offense, I don't think the father would be too angry. I'm Assuming OP is just a teenager that got caught with weed or alcohol or something stupid like that. If OP is a repeat offender and has committed a larger offense, then the father has the right to be worried.
Did anyone else realize that 38 said the dad would accept OP " as his daughters girlfriend", or is that just me?
128 I saw that too. I wonder if it is a girl though
Damn
Deep.
Dump.
What kind of stupid person would dumb instead of working things out with the father to have a better relationship from now on.
I was just continuing the combo.. But now a new word comes to mind.... Dumb.
(Homer voice) DOH!
49- Son. You are retard?
FYL, but yeah I totally agree with #1. Show him you've changed, and if he's a decent person he'll realize and accept it. (:
Does anyone really want their daughter going out with someone on probation? Probably not. I just hope he doesn't absolutely destroy your life. BTW OP I hope your on probation for something very minor.
Looks like you have to be extra good. Be a gentlemen and earn your probation officer's trust and respect.
That's gonna be hard to do...haha
I would actually say this is a very interesting situation that her father already knows a very large amount about him and how to contact him.
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
Get that man a motherfuckin Twix bar.
Give that man a Bell's :)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
At least there's no secret?
Sexy! Just the word I was thinking of. Couldn't have put it better myself.
^ Steady on..
My comment was meant for #16..
Oh, daddy issues for sure. But shouldn't the probation officer be posting this FML? ;)
Past few years; Horatio Cane, lieutenant CSI: Miami. Present time; Horatio Cane, jobless.
He's probably trying to spend a few of all the millions he made in the last ten years
Maybe then he knows you have been clean? I guess that could be a good thing. Just don't screw up, you will be in hot water then :D
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Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.