Health: Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays....

By uggghhhh - 21/12/2016 22:28

Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays. Today is also the first day I have been sick all year. Hello tonsillitis, goodbye fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 18:00

Today, I was going to spend my weekend celebrating my first time not being sick since Labor Day. I woke up with a sinus infection instead. FML

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By Pill popping zit monster - 23/12/2016 04:16

Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML

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By cyantist - 23/01/2009 08:24 - United States

Today, I'm sick. I got the flu shot for the first time ever this year and for the first time in my life, I have the flu. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 05:02

Today, I got a quick COVID test and got a positive result. Christmas is in 3 days, my son and husband have to stay with my mom and Christmas is my favorite holiday. I've never been away from them this long and it is killing me. FML

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By sicky - 27/01/2016 05:02 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

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By dentinpalevo - 29/12/2009 07:29 - Cyprus

Today, it's my first day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. FML

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By Christine - 24/12/2016 17:56

Today I woke up with an extremely bad flu and severe nausea. As I rolled around wanting to die I remembered that 4 days prior, I had hoped to get a cold to skip a compulsary carol service for my Catholic school. Now, on Christmas Eve, I just want to say, be careful what you wish for. FML

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By MissAnonymous93 - 14/05/2016 15:32 - South Africa

Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today was a good day to get a bad cough. My bed currently looks like a scene out of "Dexter". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 22:00 - United States - Highland Lakes

Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML

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tazthespaz 0

Friday 23 December 2016 19:00

I just got over 4 weeks of bronchitis, myself. The first day I started feeling a bit better, I dislocated a rib. 6-8 week recovery. This isn't the first time something like this has happened.

aRandomAccount 5

Thursday 22 December 2016 21:33

wow, i'm sorry to hear that you have been in the hospital. I'm glad you are making the best of it. I really hope you feel better soon, hopefully out before Christmas.

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The_25th_Baam 3

Wednesday 21 December 2016 23:40

Hey, I've been in the hospital for the past 2 months and it's not that bad! Don't let a sickness stop you from having fun OP, I haven't let it stop me. I hope you get better though

aRandomAccount 5

Thursday 22 December 2016 21:33

wow, i'm sorry to hear that you have been in the hospital. I'm glad you are making the best of it. I really hope you feel better soon, hopefully out before Christmas.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 December 2016 23:48

No caroling. Win!

xercister 19

Wednesday 21 December 2016 23:57

Look on the bright side.. At least you don't have to go to work or make excuse for missing.

Frabens 1

Thursday 22 December 2016 0:10

Don't worry OP, it could be worse; I once vomited onto the presents when I was younger.

mermaidkeels 26

Thursday 22 December 2016 1:40

All I can think about is the delicious food you won't be able to enjoy this holiday season.

Dominus101 20

Thursday 22 December 2016 2:14

A little whiskey down the hatch should help, & hopefully you recover before your return to work OP.

rosalina929 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 3:11

Tonsillitis usually clears up within a few days. Gargle with salt water and dont eat anything the is dry and crunchy. I used to get it a lot, and it does indeed suck.

Garybuseyesteeth 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 3:17

It's in 4 days actually

MagicalPegacorn 7

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:14

I feel for you. tomorrow I will be in a similar boat, as I get my wisdom teeth taken out. merry Christmas for us indeed.

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 22 December 2016 5:23

this is the second time in 2 months i've had strepthroat, and i don't get a Christmas break, in fact they took 1 of my weekend days away because we are closed on Christmas day. chin up OP could always be worse