Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
MRosellini 2
Op doesn't read these comments. I hope you all know that.
RedPillSucks 33
Sometimes the OP will read and even reply to comments.
ravenh1979 13
Oh now that's priceless! Lol
Spazz420 7
Did u not realize her last name was the same as your girlfriends last name?
GaleIsHawt 5
At least you have something to talk about now.
shaniquaaa 8
Sounds like a romantic comedy. Lol :p
tashalynn01 0
wow..
TrippingOnAcid 29
Misfits "We killed our probation worker...again"
jonnynasty 0
Sounds like you need a twix.
emilyhg 8
Aw thts ****** up
hqbrat 8
We all know thats not going to go good