By Anonymous - 1/3/2020 18:00

This Charming Man

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7886644 - Sunday 1 March 2020 18:20

Really? Sounds like you have him over a barrel.

And you'll probably want to party with that dude. You'll be able to get away with a lot of shit because you can count on him to do even more horrifying things.

Think strategically!

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7886645 - Sunday 1 March 2020 18:28

Well that’s got to be bad luck. Should have taken the hush code. What happens in the club stays in the club. That way her dad can keep what grace he has left and hopefully get on the wagon.

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7886644 - Sunday 1 March 2020 18:20

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7886645 - Sunday 1 March 2020 18:28

Well that’s got to be bad luck. Should have taken the hush code. What happens in the club stays in the club. That way her dad can keep what grace he has left and hopefully get on the wagon.