Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
ZeroPath5 16
Just don't get on his bad side and it'll be ok.
SnaKiZe 3
OP: thats, ah, unfortunate... but if you have a good relationship/are on good terms with him, then it shouldnt be as bad :) (assuming youre on probation for a minor offense?)
andrewcollins 8
What does OP mean
bioboy725 10
Orangutan penis. It is an exclamation like oh sh**.
foodlord 5
lies. OP means original poster. (eg the original poster of the fml.
daydreamer244 13
What luck you have....
tnttse 6
Ok yoda....
perdix 31
Whenever you meet a girl's dad, he's your probabation officer. This time, he's watching you for two separate crimes.
CharliesCool2084 8
Well I'm sure he loves you.
perdix 31
Now he can toss you in the pokey, instead of just kicking your ass if you screw over his daughter.
derffer 1
Get her pregnant and he will have to treat you right. Worth trying.
flashback.miss 28
Oh, the irony. Just imagine how conversation went afterwards..
darwinism 30
Look on the bright side of things. Instead of going to the police station to report, you can just pop over to your girlfriends' house. Two birds with the one stone, so to say. But, FYL still.
RakeyLeafyMooMoo 5
o_o... No secret there, but goodluck.
subversivefreak 2
Now time to really earn that freedom for good behaviour