Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
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stuner56 22
Have fun with that. Just don't do anything bad & show him you have changed
gh0sthunter 6
This is a perfect example of an oh shit moment.
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Comments (172)
williamcarter93 13
So. You committed a crime once, you have a chance to do better and turn your life around. Hopefully you do and they understand
CallMeMcFeelii 14
The crime he committed was probably just a misdemeanor. In this day and age walking on the wrong persons grass can get you arrested. He might not be such a "bad boy" after all.
klutzyduck1 24
Misdemeanor's include theft, DUII, and Assault (depending on the level), just to name a few. So just because it's a misdemeanor, doesn't mean it's no big deal. Also a lot of people on probation/parole/supervision reoffend, so prove to him you aren't. If this was my daughter, knowing all the facts, there is probably no way I'd be happy about this. I'd also know that there's was little to be done, if my daughter was of age, but to just watch and worry. Sucks for you OP, but it sucks for dad more.
TheFamilyElf 17
Did your girlfriend know you were on probation? That'd be the real kicker. "Honey, I'd like you to meet my dad." "Uhh... We've met..."
sweetmama88 6
OMG karma is a bitch !
AsianCookie247 14
"just make sure that bitch is beautiful".
Calyx_fml 22
That's why she's dating you.
dellis44 7
"hi, I'm.... oh shit"
reddudeover 2
Don't worry her dad didn't have on his glasses and he had ear buds in, he didn't want to have to suffer through that train wreck they call a performance.
iamabamf 17
Your comments make me want to punch someone in the face.
In_some_bullshit 13
Punch him in the face would make more since... For OP your ******, and No not in the good way by your gf, ur P.O's daughter! Hope he ain't a derty P.O and writes you up for touching her (even a hug, some fathers...)
jcowsert2 5
You probably have a PO.....
reddudeover 2
I'm still a little drunk so forgive me :) 82 - Well then ******* live a little punch someone in the face and do a line of coke if my comments are that hardcore. 84. You were between them I don't even remember what you said, so **** off! 117. I don't have a PO, (Thanks for stereotyping though asshole and based off of a pretty innocuous comment to begin with) but I'm gonna be a PO (police officer) until then it's the military for me you're welcome for my service. You're not worthy to suck my dick you peon.
reddudeover 2
84 - Even plastered I can tell you it's YOU'RE you *****! And derty! Really?
LittleDevil01 4
And there's probably more shit to come...
CanadianCutie22 16
that sucks !!
ucoolgirl31 20
I wonder what you did...
ucoolgirl31 20
Dude I wish all rapist would be stuck in jail forever just like murderers. But no I'm sure he didn't rape anybody.
derffer 1
How can you wish all murderers and rapists be locked in jail? If they can't pay bail/lawyer and get out, then they pay with time instead of money and then they get out and they are normal citizens again - just like you and me. Don't try substitute the spirit of the law for your corny idea of locking people up when they might have more money than you.
onelove858 5
Get on good terms with him it could pay off.