Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
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Top comments
Pr0grammer 0
Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..
soccerkrzy 0
Or your birth certificate...duh.
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Comments (273)
cartering 0
Hmm, every comment that points out that there are other forms of ids has too many negative votes to be shown, and this was just posted. Anyone else think the OP might have multiple accounts and is downvoting any comment he doesn't like with them
CaptainPat 0
font keep your SS card in your wallet. YDI
fmlAllStar7274 0
is like every comment burried? WTF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Atreyu_Love 0
Yeah, I'm confused about that
ben26_fml 0
wait so wtf do you do... FYL
cha40_fml 0
he uses his passeport.. who carries their passeport in their wallet 24/7? same with birth certificate... he prob lost his driver's licence and why are all the comments burried?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
who the hell is voting negatively on all the comments? x_x All of the comments are buried...wtf? D:
xiateababyx 0
WHY IS EVERY COMMENT BURIED?!
cellist1 0
I'm sorry your wallet was stolen, but YDI for carrying your SSN in your wallet.
kitties_fml 12
why would you be carrying around your social security card? sounds like YDI.
hotstuff81 0
Why the **** are all the comments burried?
hotstuff81 0
You have a ******* hard life try to be me man, you would have an even hard life. **** you **** who thinks oh theres like no other ******* way to get your ID. **** your life man **** it.
ronkster44 2
wow, really?
Jatilq 0
sad pathetic ******** dude is voting it down.