Frustration - FML

Frustration

By WhereIsIt? - 25/09/2020 22:01 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I came home from a nine-hour shift and all I want is to sit down with a glass of Baileys. I can't find the key to the liquor cabinet. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 25 September 2020 15:15

That's what an axe is for. Not only will you get your drink, you'll also have a great story for your next AA meeting.

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Friday 25 September 2020 21:42

Check with the kids. They probably have it.

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 25 September 2020 15:15

That's what an axe is for. Not only will you get your drink, you'll also have a great story for your next AA meeting.

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Friday 25 September 2020 21:42

Check with the kids. They probably have it.

samsonity 5

Monday 28 September 2020 23:46

Ever hear of a crowbar

Nearly

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