By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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Cheeley 17

Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.

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buckeyed 20

maybe thats why they get along with OPs boyfriend

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ryan112 12

49 - Because a ******** requires your own neck.

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BrookieAnn 19

Not as tricky as those damn brooms...they're like ninjas!

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I'm sorry guys but I have to vouch for him, I've actually done this to myself and it works, even weak vacuums have enough power to hickey your neck

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TheWindowLicker 13

Lets be honest, 75. Under what circumstances is your vacuum near your neck? More importantly, who knows where else it'll go! .-.

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AKGirlinSD 20

Yes, 1, because a vacuum hose is usually on a guy's penis. I'm a woman but I know pretty much every guy I've ever known has tried it once.

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RadeonDerp 24

I think that is quite a believable excuse...

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StalkerChick 13

It would've been a better excuse if he said his friend did it(using the vacuum hose) as an April Fools Day prank.

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Meenah_fml 4

Well, that sucks.

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Redglare 8

I think that was the point of the pun.

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musicluvr2000 11

No man, it rocks having a delirious, cheating boyfriend with a pine cone for a brain.

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SaxophoneHero 12

I just realized 3 beat me to it. I don't suppose the phrase "Great minds think alike" will get me out of this?

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AKGirlinSD 20

18, don't be so hard on yourself. You both posted the same exact time.

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Welshite 39

It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.

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Despereaux 15

Better watch out for vacuums op. same thing happened to me! I was just vacuuming my room and it started attacking my neck. Weird..

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Well, everybody know that those Henry Hoovers are horny little bastards... I'd be careful if I were you.

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lolington 3

Bitch please... Haven't you ever gotten in to a fight with the vacuum???

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Chucklikesbacon 12

This was on 1000 ways to die. A woman sucked her neck with the vacuum cleaner and blod started clotting. She died. So that's a bad excuse, and I am sorry that happened to you!

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carebear808 12

I am now officially petrified of vacuums. Thank you.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Oh she did it on purpouse, because she was trying to get a hickey, and left it there for about 3 minutes. So, as long as you use the vacuum as it's supposed to be used, all is good!

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jem970 19

She really died? I am never touching a vaccume again

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Chucklikesbacon 12

I'm so sorry! I didn't want to scare you guys!

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SparksLikeFlint 2

And that is why I never watch that show. Sometimes, ignorance truly Is bliss.

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Jiinxx 8

this whole comment thread got me curious and so I youtubed videos of 1000 ways to die. it was one of those things where I couldn't look away... welp, looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight.

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yankfan89 27

Have you ever seen a Dyson vacuum? Those things can be damn sexy. But all joking aside dump his cheating ass.

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