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Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.
maybe thats why they get along with OPs boyfriend
Very well played.
Talk about a *******!
49 - Because a ******** requires your own neck.
Not as tricky as those damn brooms...they're like ninjas!
I'm sorry guys but I have to vouch for him, I've actually done this to myself and it works, even weak vacuums have enough power to hickey your neck
Lets be honest, 75. Under what circumstances is your vacuum near your neck? More importantly, who knows where else it'll go! .-.
Yes, 1, because a vacuum hose is usually on a guy's penis. I'm a woman but I know pretty much every guy I've ever known has tried it once.
Just like a vacuum cleaner :)
That sucks.
I just realized 3 beat me to it. I don't suppose the phrase "Great minds think alike" will get me out of this?
#36 No need to be insulting
18, don't be so hard on yourself. You both posted the same exact time.
It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.
Skynet is finally self-aware?
Better watch out for vacuums op. same thing happened to me! I was just vacuuming my room and it started attacking my neck. Weird..
Bitch please... Haven't you ever gotten in to a fight with the vacuum???
This was on 1000 ways to die. A woman sucked her neck with the vacuum cleaner and blod started clotting. She died. So that's a bad excuse, and I am sorry that happened to you!
I am now officially petrified of vacuums. Thank you.
this whole comment thread got me curious and so I youtubed videos of 1000 ways to die. it was one of those things where I couldn't look away... welp, looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight.
Have you ever seen a Dyson vacuum? Those things can be damn sexy. But all joking aside dump his cheating ass.
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Those vacuums can be pretty deceiving.
It's true. Poor guy was just trying to clean his house when the vacuum decided to revolt and attacked him. Those machines are violent at times.