maybe thats why they get along with OPs boyfriend

Very well played.

Talk about a blowjob!

49 - Because a blow job requires your own neck.

Not as tricky as those damn brooms...they're like ninjas!

I'm sorry guys but I have to vouch for him, I've actually done this to myself and it works, even weak vacuums have enough power to hickey your neck

Lets be honest, 75. Under what circumstances is your vacuum near your neck? More importantly, who knows where else it'll go! .-.

Yes, 1, because a vacuum hose is usually on a guy's penis. I'm a woman but I know pretty much every guy I've ever known has tried it once.

Kinky.

It would've been a better excuse if he said his friend did it(using the vacuum hose) as an April Fools Day prank.

Just like a vacuum cleaner :)

I think that was the point of the pun.

No man, it rocks having a delirious, cheating boyfriend with a pine cone for a brain.

I just realized 3 beat me to it. I don't suppose the phrase "Great minds think alike" will get me out of this?

#36 No need to be insulting

18, don't be so hard on yourself. You both posted the same exact time.

Skynet is finally self-aware?

I am now officially petrified of vacuums. Thank you.

Oh she did it on purpouse, because she was trying to get a hickey, and left it there for about 3 minutes. So, as long as you use the vacuum as it's supposed to be used, all is good!

She really died? I am never touching a vaccume again

I'm so sorry! I didn't want to scare you guys!

And that is why I never watch that show. Sometimes, ignorance truly Is bliss.

this whole comment thread got me curious and so I youtubed videos of 1000 ways to die. it was one of those things where I couldn't look away... welp, looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight.