Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I can't renew my Identity Card without a Social Security Card, and I can't get a replacement Social Security Card without an Identity Card. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
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Top comments
Pr0grammer 0
Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..
soccerkrzy 0
Or your birth certificate...duh.
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Comments (273)
cebaugh 0
that happens to my comm teacher
angorashi 0
Wow ******* retard. You NEVER leave your SS card in your wallet- you hide it, preferably in a safe, and memorize it. YDI so bad.
theapplekid 0
Who keeps burying the comments?
psychette 0
u can print a form off line and using ur parents socials u can get a new one for ur self. and if on of them goes to the court house with an id u can get a new birth certificate. i have been in that boat!
cosmolatte 3
This is like a graveyard of comments.
theapplekid 0
All the comments have died this is epic
alexgisforme3 0
damn like none of the comments show
alwaysalady 0
You might have to go to the FBI. They will have to fully investigate your entire life story before you get anything back , especially if someone tried to open things in your names
Lilyoda_fml 0
^This is epic. xD OP: I carry my SSC in my wallet but I also the number memorized, I carry it in just in case I need it. But, I learned my lesson in case my wallet gets stolen.
mutantcow 0
wtf with the comments. this is just like the FML with somebody's car getting impounded and her needing it to take a smog test or something... try being original.