Miscellaneous: Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen,...

By angry - 28/06/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

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Pr0grammer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:17

Wow. You probably shouldn't be carrying around your SS card though..

soccerkrzy 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:15

Or your birth certificate...duh.

Comments

cebaugh 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:34

that happens to my comm teacher

angorashi 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:38

Wow ******* retard. You NEVER leave your SS card in your wallet- you hide it, preferably in a safe, and memorize it. YDI so bad.

theapplekid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:44

Who keeps burying the comments?

psychette 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:45

u can print a form off line and using ur parents socials u can get a new one for ur self. and if on of them goes to the court house with an id u can get a new birth certificate. i have been in that boat!

cosmolatte 3

Monday 29 June 2009 3:47

This is like a graveyard of comments.

theapplekid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:51

All the comments have died this is epic

alexgisforme3 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:53

damn like none of the comments show

alwaysalady 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:54

You might have to go to the FBI. They will have to fully investigate your entire life story before you get anything back , especially if someone tried to open things in your names

Lilyoda_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:56

^This is epic. xD OP: I carry my SSC in my wallet but I also the number memorized, I carry it in just in case I need it. But, I learned my lesson in case my wallet gets stolen.

mutantcow 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:58

wtf with the comments. this is just like the FML with somebody's car getting impounded and her needing it to take a smog test or something... try being original.