Intimacy: Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making...

By cait - 30/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By Allie - 23/11/2018 12:00

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Did you at least "get the apple store"?

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

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kysw 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:53

DAMN THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I KNOW YOU WERE A LITTLE EMBARRASS. I WOULD BE IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME. DAMN!

jenn9854 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:28

and thats why u should have a PC! yep.

agirlhasnoname_fml 6

Friday 28 October 2016 7:53

why cus the cd drive wouldn't open at all probably?

Kitty34_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:40

Who watches DVDs of ****? YDI for not taking it out when you took your computer in to get fixed.

uptown_girl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 5:42

That must've been so awkward.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 5:45

Who cares? Everyone watches **** at sometime in their life. It's really not a big deal. I'd probably joke about it though.

iheyman 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:32

I REALLY want to know the guys reaction

dlogan93 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:03

your grammar, like the **** in your CD drive, sucks dick.

Chui 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:16

YDI for owning a Mac. Get a real computer.

TheFifthWitness 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:21

The first FML that made me lol!

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:24

hey whats with all the mac hating? I dont personally have one but I can see the appeal since I'm guessing your a younger person I say its more usefull cause theres really only so many things you need and most are media related and you just want it all fast your not doing spread sheets or payrolls or running a small company no are you?