FML : Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm...

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Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nanny - / Thursday 30 April 2009 17:42 / United States

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By effyourlife_ | 0

#157594 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb
stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.

By bigmack95 | 0

#157579 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:04

thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron

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By bigmack95 | 0

#157579 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:04

thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron

aayers7 | 4

#991100 - Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:19

and you shouldn't act like a dipshit just to make her feel better unless u want to be corrected more

largsexy | 0

#3260941 - Friday 9 September 2011 6:34

Hay you dont got Tu be a d#Sh bag about it bro

sacrosanct2 | 23

#5059770 - Friday 19 October 2012 21:24

Uhh..

By geesquared | 0

#157580 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:04

wow. you're an idiot.

By hahaha6 | 0

#157581 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:05

WELL????? She's right!

By kgb121 | 0

#157584 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:05

speaking incorrectly to children doesn't help them learn...

littlemissxx | 0

#1035584 - Saturday 19 June 2010 4:25

exactly! i wonder how many other children she babysat that now use horrible grammar thanks to her.

dragonvale19 | 12

#6175180 - Saturday 17 January 2015 7:39

Im mad at this comment... All she said was "do you got your bag?" Does it matter?

By manoverboard | 0

#157593 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

ROTFL. I was a grammar freak at an early age, too.
;D
I bet she wears her big girl underwear now.

Bizenghastly | 0

#3110680 - Monday 15 August 2011 7:08

grammar Nazis: the early years ^_^

By effyourlife_ | 0

#157594 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb
stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.

blinkingstarlet | 15

#2149908 - Friday 4 March 2011 18:49

i was just gonna say that. just because she has a speech impediment doesn't mean she doesn't know the proper way to speak. I'm sure her parents speak to her correctly. If she had a lisp, would you talk with a lisp as well??

bunniex1 | 11

#4091818 - Sunday 26 February 2012 16:03

I've had a speech impediment since I was little and I have made the honor roll ever since they started giving letter grades YDI fir being an idiot

clever_name_here | 7

#5799324 - Friday 20 December 2013 20:17

I have a speech impediment and I can speak properly

MissSarcasm01 | 18

#5990048 - Friday 27 June 2014 17:03

Yeah, I have a lisp and all so I had to go to speech and I talk better than most of my teachers!!

By lovetoday_fml | 0

#157595 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

you talk like a caveman, you're a complete idiot.

By Xuadia | 0

#157605 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

Still, got your bag? Sorry, I'm a complete grammar nazi. And she IS right.

By PureGold | 0

#157614 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:08

Why would anyone say "Do you got your bag?" if they know better?

And I kinda agree with #5.

By ghembob | 2

#157626 - Thursday 30 April 2009 23:10

First of all, speech impediment does not mean stupid. And the four year old is obviously a hell of a lot smarter than you.

Speak proper English, you fucking moron. Honours program? LOL yeah, I believe that. If you were in the honours program, you wouldn't speak like a fucking hick.