By Anonymous - United States - Franklin Park
  Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
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  kost4060  |  14

Has there ever been a good ending

Mom:hey I just found bobby jerking off

Dad:it's about time he's interested in woman I thought he was gay or something

Bobby:I'm never jerking off again

  Leprekhaun  |  14

I've got Sony MDR-V6 Stereo Monitor headphones for a great price and they are wonderful! Flat eq since they are stereo monitor (useful for music production) and you can download audio drivers to turn up the bass on your computer or adjust whatever you want.

By  KittehFreak  |  25

Well, considering they cancel noise, and you obviously DIDN'T want to be found doing the do, you probably shouldn't have been using noise-canceling headphones.

FYL anyway though.

  KingAdrock  |  16

My current bedroom door didn't have a lock either. So I added one. You can get a simple hook and eye lock at any hardware store for a dollar. OP still deserves it.