or just use regular headphones

Or don't use them for watching porn..

#1earbud

Or just stop watching porn completely. ....... said nobody ever!

I can't imagine there ever being a good jerk off story.

What are you talking about? So many jerk of stories have a happy ending.

A lonely ending if it's not a circle/mutual jerk.

Has there ever been a good ending Mom:hey I just found bobby jerking off Dad:it's about time he's interested in woman I thought he was gay or something Bobby:I'm never jerking off again

That is an incredibly homophobic situation Bobby has been placed in, shame on his parents.

But what if Bobby was thinking about boys?

Well, his mom was out, he just didn't know yet and I guess he assumed she'd be home later since he didn't hear her come home.

He could have lost track of time too.

Not all room doors have locks

It's okay, it's so small she didn't see really anything.

That's a pretty gay joke faggot

I've got Sony MDR-V6 Stereo Monitor headphones for a great price and they are wonderful! Flat eq since they are stereo monitor (useful for music production) and you can download audio drivers to turn up the bass on your computer or adjust whatever you want.

I'm selling sony MDR-X10s for only forty, they're awesome but I need money

More like surprise, mother

More like surprise fucker, mother!

Jack Patillo?

dishonored is my favorite game. your pic and name are the greatest!!

If you have them. We don't have locks on any doors in our house and of the people I know who DO have locks, it's only on the bathroom door.

My current bedroom door didn't have a lock either. So I added one. You can get a simple hook and eye lock at any hardware store for a dollar. OP still deserves it.