By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
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You really gotta watch it with those things..Try using just one..

Yeah I was just about to say... That's why you only wear one while doing that man. That's just stupid lol that's jack off 101

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You really gotta watch it with those things..Try using just one..

or just use regular headphones

Or don't use them for watching porn..

Or just stop watching porn completely. ....... said nobody ever!

It makes an awful jerk off story and that sucks

I can't imagine there ever being a good jerk off story.

What are you talking about? So many jerk of stories have a happy ending.

A lonely ending if it's not a circle/mutual jerk.

Has there ever been a good ending Mom:hey I just found bobby jerking off Dad:it's about time he's interested in woman I thought he was gay or something Bobby:I'm never jerking off again

That is an incredibly homophobic situation Bobby has been placed in, shame on his parents.

But what if Bobby was thinking about boys?

Yeah I was just about to say... That's why you only wear one while doing that man. That's just stupid lol that's jack off 101

Maybe wait until you know you'll actually be alone

Well, his mom was out, he just didn't know yet and I guess he assumed she'd be home later since he didn't hear her come home.

He could have lost track of time too.

And that is why you lock the door! Hope your ma didn't get too much of an eyefull. YDI.

Not all room doors have locks

It's okay, it's so small she didn't see really anything.

That's a pretty gay joke faggot

What kind I've been looking for noise canceling headphones

I've got Sony MDR-V6 Stereo Monitor headphones for a great price and they are wonderful! Flat eq since they are stereo monitor (useful for music production) and you can download audio drivers to turn up the bass on your computer or adjust whatever you want.

I'm selling sony MDR-X10s for only forty, they're awesome but I need money

Surprise muthafucker

More like surprise, mother

More like surprise fucker, mother!

Jack Patillo?

Well, considering they cancel noise, and you obviously DIDN'T want to be found doing the do, you probably shouldn't have been using noise-canceling headphones. FYL anyway though.

No. Fucking Hand.

Locks are a very nice thing to use when beating your shaft

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If you have them. We don't have locks on any doors in our house and of the people I know who DO have locks, it's only on the bathroom door.

My current bedroom door didn't have a lock either. So I added one. You can get a simple hook and eye lock at any hardware store for a dollar. OP still deserves it.