Intimacy: Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making...

By cait - 30/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By koanroak - 22/06/2015 03:08 - United States - Carrollton

Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05

Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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By PC doctor - 01/04/2022 12:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, I restarted my PC a few times because of a little clicking noise coming from the direction of the tower. No, my hard drive wasn't doing a death rattle, it was music coming from ear buds lying beside said tower on the desk. FML

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fbirem 2

Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Did you at least "get the apple store"?

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

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Jmarvin08 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

yes #1 and hahaha

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

uthinkurfunny 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:32

very awkward and ydi for not taking the disc out after u were "done" with it

ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 17:52

YDI for watching **** on a cd.

Nicksaysheyyy 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 14:10

op Is a girl

kniffen 0

Monday 7 June 2010 7:23

some girls use ****

ttt6973 3

Monday 3 October 2011 8:05

Hawkward

JGunit 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:08

so what everyone watches it

seenyou 3

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:07

not everyone watches **** . this doesn't mean I don't :D but I'm just stating a fact

SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:32

I'd rather read then watch ****. Then again I'm not single. :)

Dreamer5393 21

Thursday 10 August 2017 0:27

Same here. It's just not as great as the real thing. I'm glad I'm not single

carliexobon 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:09

I literally just laughed out loud.. haha that must have been very embarrassing.

AnneFTW 17

Friday 1 May 2009 0:14

YDI for having it in there XD & #5 - Not everyone watches **** LOL

dirtyhippie 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:15

Thought I got redirected to a 12 year olds MySpace when I read that. **** isnt a multi billion dollar industry because its rare you know. Laaame fml.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:17

#7 Almost every guy who doesnt have a girlfriend does but wasting money on buying it? thats rather odd unless your into specific things which is understandable but who cares its just a mac guy not like it was your mommy or anything

rushgirl 6

Thursday 25 November 2010 5:45

op is a girl

who_else00 12

Tuesday 3 June 2014 4:34

Anddddd????

sparda4355 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:21

When I worked at Circuit City this old lady brought in a VCR with a tape stuck in it... I got the tape out, and well, it was ****! Having to hand her back the VCR and the TAPE was basically the funniest thing I've ever had to do! and OP sorry bud, but this isn't an FML... He probably just smiled and handed it back to you!

MyBloodSings 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:22

So, EITHER you forgot that you had **** in there or somebody just randomly put it in there in hopes you would be dumb enough NOT to check everything out thus taking it to a Mac store where they would find the **** and you would post it here on Fmylife. Hmmm.