Intimacy: Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making...

By cait - 30/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By Allie - 23/11/2018 12:00

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Did you at least "get the apple store"?

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

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WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:08

i'd just be like "as if you dont own the same exact video"

ogloc 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:19

YDI for having a Mac, didn't read the rest.

Froppo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:30

Was it good ****?

Beesh 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:05

@58...or 59...who ever it was...you are retarded if you don't thing that Macs have viruses. In fact, a quick google will show you an article printed just 2 days ago moron. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant

xoGurlxo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:17

lol, at least it wasn't a girl.

Antonio718 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:01

Wow, you must be retarded if you think Macs suck (or a PC fanboy, or even both) Bet you all of these PC fanboys are idiots because they own a iPod/IPhone and can't realize that the company that makes them also makes Macs (apple)...Pc's start up time is slow as shit, and how's Vista working out?

Antonio718 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:03

PC's SUCK

log1k 3

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:36

Because owning an iPod or iPhone means we do not know what company makes them? How the **** is that relevant, and what point are you trying to make? You realize its called Mac fanboy for a reason right? Because you own a mac. iPhones and iPods are products of Apple. Mac is not a company, rather a brand. The startup time is basically dependent on how much shit you pack your computer full with. It's the same on either PC or Mac. As for Vista, it's great after SP1. Again, learn your facts.

Kyothine 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:54

A Mac is a tricycle. They don't let you customize it, it's slow but consistent, and nobody dies on a tricycle. You never get pranks pulled on a tricycle because no one cares about them. Meanwhile, a PC is a motorcycle. Many people die on them from being stupid, or get fed up and ride on a tricycle. You can customize whatever you want, at the risk of slowing it down. People pull pranks such as stuffing the gas pipe, etc., because people who ride motorcycles are more important than people who ride tricycles. Also, Antonio is a huge macfag. Antonio, give me ONE reason why the Mac is superior to Windows. By superior, I don't mean something small, like "Oh Macs are trendy and look pretty tee-hee!" Give me something BIG that makes up for their 2500 dollar pricetag.