By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 690
You deserved it 3 000

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Keeping it within the family.

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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Keeping it within the family.

Awkward thanksgiving coming soon...

Your father and ex are both ridiculous. I don't like either of them.

My father is not ridiculous.

OP's father and ex ;) Sorry freeze. You got me

I don't understand why #9 got thumbed down...this situation IS pretty awkward.

Your father and ex have some issues. I wouldnt speak to either of them if I was you. Have fun loving some girl who is sleeping with your Dad! Fantastic images.

No strings attached reference? Anyone?

You should bring home your ex's mom or dad and spark up a new relationship

Remember if you screw her again, it's like your doing your dad. I guess through extension, your dad already is screwing you over.

So true. The dad is just as much of a dick. Seriously who fucking does that?

The dad most likely is the reason for the split. His ex and his father probably were doing it long before they broke up.

Smask her f'cken teeth in!

Like father like son eh.

You're probably right.

Lol Kentucky

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Only in Kentucky...

"Great Scott!" that reminds me of no strings attached!

@37 that's kinda cold...sometimes you really can't choose the ones you love. luckily though, the OP can choose to hate the twat more than he loves her. Kinda balances things out a bit. Good Luck OP. And as for your dad...don't do anything drastic. I have a feeling she might do him wrong in the end. Just be supportive when that happens...he'll feel really bad for not thinking about his feelings. Just wait until he's old enough to be put in a nursing home to get back at him :]

Haa that's funny lol

I love you mom , haha , ironically true

Ur a bad man lol

Lmao yo thats some funny shyt! I love you mom Ahahahaaa!

how often does one get the chance to hit on his own mother? not often!

'I love you mom!'... No seriously.

Mommy mommy! Time for my sponge bath again!

115- your pic & that comment... very awkward.

bad jokes are in my nature.

how awkward.

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

That's like saying it's only a bad idea if you admit it is a bad idea. Nope. No matter how many times I tried to explain it was a "creative" or "unique" idea, the police insist that my decision to launch a cannonball through my neighbor's window to get him to move away was a bad idea.

Well, "creative" and "unique" don't necessarily contradict "bad"... It's not the same, because "good" and "bad", while flexible, are generally not as much so as "awkward". Actually, to really argue that, we'd first have to define each of those terms, and that's where we'll run into some brick walls. ;)

Also it's not about simply not admitting it's awkward, but actually being devoid of any feelings of awkwardness. It's more possible than you might think.

Let's think about this. Situations or events can inherently be certain things: sad, awkward, frightening, etc....based off the classical descriptions of each emotion.

Life is what you make of it, and so is every situation. It depends on how you interpret it. Fear and love are emotions we are born with, embarrassment (awkwardness) is something that develops later. It's a response to comparing ourselves to others. Seems like everything is getting "awkward" these days. Even just touching someone is slowly becoming socially unacceptable. Of course, OP's situation is different and very FML worthy, but you can always make it a little better for yourself and get over that awkwardness.

I agree. Let's bring back touching, especially with strangers.

No. Let's outlaw touching in all of America, just like some public schools are already doing. Let's continue teaching our children that touching is abnormal and anyone who dares make physical contact with you wants to rape/molest/sexually abuse you. Yes, let's.

Wow, you are really serious. I think you need to watch some cartoons and lighten up a little bit. You're gonna make yourself sick stressing about everything.

259, It's called a joke. Who's stressing? Surely it's all the people worrying about how awkward everything is and what everyone else is gonna think.

Still you apparently. Good thing you're here, I thought it was called a turnip ;). Don't take my comment the wrong way. It just seemed to me like you were fixating on all the things wrong with the world and I was suggesting you find some way to relax, that's all.

No, quite the opposite actually. I myself questioned why the need to make everything awkward when it's an unnecessary stress that largely people place upon themselves. But that kind of stuff never comes through on the internet, so everyone ends up interpreting it their own way, which leads to countless dumb arguments about nothing. But hey I agree with you, and if it was up to me, relaxation would be mandatory to remain a citizen of the earth.

Well said

Wow. I skipped all of the long comments. Yeah. I recommend you don't, as I only got the people opposing shrooms.

That flat out sucks.

Sounds a lot like No Strings Attached....

I was thinking that too

I was too, hmm... it seems unlikely that situation would actually happen. BUT, if it's true... FYL!

Do I smell a beginning of an incest porno flick? No seriously I think she's in just for the money, instead of sharing half of the inheritance with you when your dad dies she figured her chances were better by marrying the old man. Don't let het give you no bullshit man

Don't let Her*

Hmm clever! So if she were to marry OP she would only get half, but this way she gets all the money and the decision of what to do with it... very clever!

They live in Kentucky, the inheritance is probably a trailer home and a non-working pick-up truck.

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Show it anyway

Why are you all giving Kentucky shit?!? I live in the #2 city in the US to live in and it's IN Kentucky.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Still not #1 ;P

Or everyone could, you know, take a joke.

So right lol

Ya'll city foke don't know how it be down in the deep south...

You tell him 106!

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

A valid, intellectual allusion...ON TEH INTERWEBZ?!?

It has to be his actual mother. And he shouldn't know about it beforehand.

Killjoy...

I'm positive half the people who liked ur comment have no idea wtf ur talking about

They might not have read the literature but, I'm sure most people can infer that an Oedipus complex has something to do with killing your father and marrying your mother.

I think you give people to much credit. Lol

that sounds like a genius idea. seriously, just put a load of gay porn on your dads computer. as his homepage. then ask her to google a shirt to see what she thinks of it for your dad's birthday/christmas/whatever holiday.

There's a good novel in here somewhere.

Watch the movie No Strings Attached

Watch the movie No Strings Attached

Ok, so now you've got a potential step mother in your future which you have dated and possibly screwed... Man, that's just covered in awk-sauce and served with ewww.

Yet so many good joke opportunities arise. Such as saying: "hey 'mom' let me help you with the laundry" *pulls out her lingerie* "oh hey! I remember these!!!" *checks her out* "hey, you still got that tattoo?..." *pervy smile* She won't stick around long with him doing things like that

date her mom?

That's brilliant. OP, get your game on and seduce your step-grandmother.

Ah Jerry springer's next big pay check in the making

Ahaha this is too funny n what a ho