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Your father and ex have some issues. I wouldnt speak to either of them if I was you. Have fun loving some girl who is sleeping with your Dad! Fantastic images.

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The dad most likely is the reason for the split. His ex and his father probably were doing it long before they broke up.

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@37 that's kinda cold...sometimes you really can't choose the ones you love. luckily though, the OP can choose to hate the twat more than he loves her. Kinda balances things out a bit. Good Luck OP. And as for your dad...don't do anything drastic. I have a feeling she might do him wrong in the end. Just be supportive when that happens...he'll feel really bad for not thinking about his feelings. Just wait until he's old enough to be put in a nursing home to get back at him :]

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That's like saying it's only a bad idea if you admit it is a bad idea. Nope. No matter how many times I tried to explain it was a "creative" or "unique" idea, the police insist that my decision to launch a cannonball through my neighbor's window to get him to move away was a bad idea.

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Let's think about this. Situations or events can inherently be certain things: sad, awkward, frightening, etc....based off the classical descriptions of each emotion.

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Life is what you make of it, and so is every situation. It depends on how you interpret it. Fear and love are emotions we are born with, embarrassment (awkwardness) is something that develops later. It's a response to comparing ourselves to others. Seems like everything is getting "awkward" these days. Even just touching someone is slowly becoming socially unacceptable. Of course, OP's situation is different and very FML worthy, but you can always make it a little better for yourself a

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No. Let's outlaw touching in all of America, just like some public schools are already doing. Let's continue teaching our children that touching is abnormal and anyone who dares make physical contact with you wants to rape/molest/sexually abuse you. Yes, let's.

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Wow, you are really serious. I think you need to watch some cartoons and lighten up a little bit. You're gonna make yourself sick stressing about everything.

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259, It's called a joke. Who's stressing? Surely it's all the people worrying about how awkward everything is and what everyone else is gonna think.

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Still you apparently. Good thing you're here, I thought it was called a turnip ;). Don't take my comment the wrong way. It just seemed to me like you were fixating on all the things wrong with the world and I was suggesting you find some way to relax, that's all.

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No, quite the opposite actually. I myself questioned why the need to make everything awkward when it's an unnecessary stress that largely people place upon themselves. But that kind of stuff never comes through on the internet, so everyone ends up interpreting it their own way, which leads to countless dumb arguments about nothing. But hey I agree with you, and if it was up to me, relaxation would be mandatory to remain a citizen of the earth.

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Wow. I skipped all of the long comments. Yeah. I recommend you don't, as I only got the people opposing shrooms.

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I was too, hmm... it seems unlikely that situation would actually happen. BUT, if it's true... FYL!

Do I smell a beginning of an incest porno flick? No seriously I think she's in just for the money, instead of sharing half of the inheritance with you when your dad dies she figured her chances were better by marrying the old man. Don't let het give you no bullshit man

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Hmm clever! So if she were to marry OP she would only get half, but this way she gets all the money and the decision of what to do with it... very clever!

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Yeah....a no. I live in Kentucky and I've never even been in a trailer and no one I know has a "pick up" truck so why dont you just shut the hell up about Kentucky and go back to where ya came from.

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Why are you all giving Kentucky shit?!? I live in the #2 city in the US to live in and it's IN Kentucky.

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They might not have read the literature but, I'm sure most people can infer that an Oedipus complex has something to do with killing your father and marrying your mother.

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that sounds like a genius idea. seriously, just put a load of gay porn on your dads computer. as his homepage. then ask her to google a shirt to see what she thinks of it for your dad's birthday/christmas/whatever holiday.

Ok, so now you've got a potential step mother in your future which you have dated and possibly screwed... Man, that's just covered in awk-sauce and served with ewww.

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Yet so many good joke opportunities arise. Such as saying: "hey 'mom' let me help you with the laundry" *pulls out her lingerie* "oh hey! I remember these!!!" *checks her out* "hey, you still got that tattoo?..." *pervy smile* She won't stick around long with him doing things like that

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