Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
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fbirem 2
Did you at least "get the apple store"?
katheriinex0 0
lmao, that mustve been awkward
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utdftw 0
mac's suck. mac fanboy's are the worst, i'm pretty sure they have low IQ.
ace135 3
1. u deserved it for getting a mac 2. good one forgetting to take a disc out wowo lol 3. it had to be **** huh
fiveonesix516 0
I second kyothines last statement. And the only good thing abt macs is the graphics And so wht if it was ****? Whoever sed u should be ashamed of watching ****
fiveonesix516 0
And the one thing i hate abt mac owners is that theyre always talking shit abt PCs when PC never did a damn thing and never talked shit abt macs. So to all of u mac owners out there who are always trashin pc: shut the **** up
DannyPenguin 0
so what? and why is this now a mac/pc debate? nerds...
BarbieSwag 0
What loser buys **** when you can watch it online for free? ******* moron.
Antonio718 0
@ 105, your still ripping the SAME company that makes YOUR iPod, pretty hypocritical to me....plus @ 106, your retarded, MACS start up time is faster, (and shut down time by 1000 miles with PC its "Ending Program for like 5 hours") Also MACs don't crash, while PC's crash a billion times even when not on the internet, also this is also a great message for PC users "NOT RESPONDING", yea your window freezes, yep PC is great with all that, you also must be really retarded because i bought my MAC for only $1200....and again @ 105, yea Vista is great which explains why they were working on Windows 7 before Vista was released
rawrtoopy 0
i noticed u wrote "I went to get the apple store" LOL
Suicidal_Alpaca 0
Well, you will probably never see them again. Think of the good side!
log1k 3
# 114 I don't own an iPhone or iPod, I never said I did, infact, I don't own any apple product. I don't really have a problem with macs like I so stated previously. It's the same hardware, just overpriced. It's the mac fanboys I do not like.. if you'd read my replies, you'd know that. and whats wrong with working on a new OS? Windows 7 beta is amazing. As I've stated before - "dependent on how much shit you pack your computer full with. It's the same on either PC or Mac" What also comes into play is your hardware. Also, you don't have to wait to 'end program' you can click/hit enter on the damn button ... have you even THOUGHT of doing that? the word "Ignorant" comes to mind. and for 1200$ what did you get with that? No matter what PC/laptop I compare for 1200$, the PC is the better deal. probably a decent computer, but not for the price you payed.