By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Was the **** of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?

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kAPISH 29

Put on your **** at a higher volume to show dominance.

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kAPISH 29

Put on your **** at a higher volume to show dominance.

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cacheson 41

If it's bothering you that much, just throw the circuit breaker and shut off all the power. No **** for anyone now!

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AverageAvarice 23

Your parents must be really nice to let you police them like that. If anyone shuts off the power I pay for, in my own house, they would not like the result. If he's on a laptop this is also useless.

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cacheson 41

Dude... Joke, about a prank, that I would not actually do. My parents and I joke about stuff like that. Together.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Was the **** of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?

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Shadowvoid 33

Ah yes, the wonders that is weird nipple ****.

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brenton490 19

And this one actually is a **** one. Plot Twist OP heard their dad blasting **** about a girls step dad that is almost the age to her brother pinching her mother nipples in the shower. As the unsuspecting girl heard her mother scream at the top of her lungs" No stop pinching my nipples" as she was walking into the house. Dang kinky **** these days.

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freddygasman 18

I bow to you, two posts in one comment.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Time for a good old-fashioned... POOOOORN BAAAATTLE!!!

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vikky538 28

It's time for you to go old school. Buy pent house mags

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olpally 32

You are always 2 clicks away from black cocks.... -Ted 2... Lol.

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