Put on your porn at a higher volume to show dominance.

If it's bothering you that much, just throw the circuit breaker and shut off all the power. No porn for anyone now!

Your parents must be really nice to let you police them like that. If anyone shuts off the power I pay for, in my own house, they would not like the result. If he's on a laptop this is also useless.

Dude... Joke, about a prank, that I would not actually do. My parents and I joke about stuff like that. Together.

Was the porn of someone screaming "Don't pinch my nipple"?

I see what you did there ;)

Ah yes, the wonders that is weird nipple porn.

Reference game strong

And this one actually is a porn one. Plot Twist OP heard their dad blasting porn about a girls step dad that is almost the age to her brother pinching her mother nipples in the shower. As the unsuspecting girl heard her mother scream at the top of her lungs" No stop pinching my nipples" as she was walking into the house. Dang kinky porn these days.

I bow to you, two posts in one comment.

You win FML

Rude awakening

Time for a good old-fashioned... POOOOORN BAAAATTLE!!!

It's time for you to go old school. Buy pent house mags

Yeah, that'll show him!

You are always 2 clicks away from black cocks.... -Ted 2... Lol.

Time to move out haha

Better porn than your mom