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he said his mom not his neighbor
Close the window, you're letting the Internet get out.
What an amateur...
9, so you're neighbours climb through your window? Interesting..
8 and 9 are fools
But then he'd loose his spot
Just explain to mommy dearest that it was your pillow pet, Sparkles, and that she needn't worry. :)
tell her you're watching Women's Tennis
#8 #9 are either complete computer noobs or comics.
It is for situations such as these that Alt+F4 comes in handy.
Honestly, would turning off the sound take away from the experience that much?
Damn you guys are experts at how to watch **** without getting caught..just saying
May I suggest headphones, a cellphone (if you want to go that far), and to take up the practice of taking 'baths' The sound of the water allows you to have the volume up as high as you like and will mask any other 'sounds' *cough* that might occur Also, added bonus of a locked door and a reason to say "no mum, you Can't come in"
In your bathroom without headphones on... Tell your mom you're taking a crap. Simple as that.
Doesn't matter, watched ****.
the good ol' one ear trick, seriously, we are born with this trick, come on.. lol
Like the baws I am, I can do it with a gaming headset and still hear them comig.
Fack you bitches, I have an iTouch... myself get it?
38, personally, sound is a huge factor in my experience. OP, is there a way you can sit where your mom doesn't see the screen? It seems like you have a laptop. Then even if you don't hear her coming, she won't see what you're watching. But I do recommend mobile ****.
Happens to the best of us. Well, not me because I have my own place... Perhaps - invest in headphones. :) *edit* 3 beat me :/
You probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble if you invited your mom:) Waits for thumbsdowns
Don't watch **** when your moms home?
You can watch **** when your mom is home, jus be careful. Try hitting the X button tho.. that helps alot lol
Don't watch **** at all! Haha
Get a girlfriend?
Don't do it while your mum's home, man. If she's rarely out then AT LEAST wait until she's asleep. AND USE HEADPHONES. Jeez.
Never do it when mums home. And if you do, head phones and face the screen away from an opening door. And window if bedroom is on the ground level.
You mean **** not jeez ?
What's the fun in that?
With some of the things said in rap songs, you would think it's a porno.
Well there is that one song "Pause 4 Porno" in The Chronic 2001.
The saddest part is that that would work.
i read pop music as poop music o_O
The complexity of pop music is more so in the production of the song. The lyrics are usually simple and must simply be catchy and have a nice hook. Some pop songs are actually quite witty or contain clever metaphors or double meanings, though they are very rare. And it does seem like pop music has went down the drain in very recent years with all of the overuse of auto tune.
Mom: can I watch the pop music video? You : oh crap
that's gona be a fun conversation starter at the dinner table.
You need to practice using alt+F4 quickly.
Keywords
Headphones, bro?
Say it's pop music