Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Comments (203)
starburst7596 14
Call all your girlfriends over to see the man painting toenails.
1482Genome 3
Like a man who paints nails for a living has room to laugh at anybody. For anything. Ever.
DullBeauty 6
I would have let him finish, then walked out without paying
stoptrying 9
And then you would be arrested.
UspeedySoB 3
You could have a hand for a foot, still wouldn't be as embarrassing as the man who paints nails for a living
snapdragon1100 7
That sucks a lot but if stuff like that usually happens just don't go. Or get your fingernails done instead.
droln4maltesers 8
Not only rude and mean but unprofessional as well. You would expect that kind of behavior from a child not a grown man. What an asshole. I hope you complained to the manager; I would also spread the word to friends and family, etc just to make sure no one will do business there.
gimmickgame 7
That really sucks :(. I'm a nail tech and I would never dream of treating a client like that. Sure I've had plenty of people with strange or unusual nails or feet, but to make fun of it? Wow. Must have been a really low-budget place. Sadly, you get what you pay for :/
Dramori 29
Laugh back and say that at least you aren't a guy in a female-dominated profession...
bubo_fml 11
Challenge the prick to a swimming contest...I bet you'd win!
hawk4113 2
My toes are connected on both feet and im proud of it