Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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MangaManiacNat 13
What a complete and utter ******** ¬_¬
coolbrony12 3
**** them. Tel their manager and get them fired. Dangit auto correct. It entered died instead of fired.
outoftown 27
Sorry you had to deal with unprofessional assholes, OP. In this economy, realize you have financial power (and law) on your side. I have a different body part, too, so I call a new place first to explain to the manager and ask if they will have a problem with it. At the least hesitation, I gladly take my business elsewhere.
cerealandfmls 0
that happened to me once .. except it was b|c i have a short toe nail :/ fylop
ballbearing 10
How unprofessional of them. I can't imagine webbed toes are the worst they have ever seen...
j5p332 6
If it's any consolation, my step-brother has a Y toe. His second and third toes developed as one for the first two joints then at the end it broadens and has two toenails
Felling 14
That happens to me too for a different reason ):
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, that's pretty horribly unprofessional. I hope you at least complained to the manager, or the owner. I have no idea what I'd ask for to make something like this "right", although I'd certainly consider never going there again.
aksweetheart 7
I have webbed feet too! I'm not ashamed of it at all, though. My dad has always told me that it is a sign of wiseness in the native heritage(because I am native). He also tells me to always be proud of it and I actually really am(: keep your head up, OP its unique- who cares if a few people think its weird!
Megan98 18
They always do that to me because u bite my nails! Im used to about four people pointing, and saying like "chowchowhrquongiw hahahaha". -_-