Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Comments (203)
mariab01 3
that's mean...
beammeupscotty 1
Sounds like Syndactyly Type I. I have it. It is genetic. Don't be embarrassed - it's just what makes you unique!
PollyluvsTigger 2
I am the same and it's why I'll never go to get a pedicure! They never speak English so I'd just be uncomfortable and paranoid the whole time :(
Jazzey5 3
My friend has the same thing.
superbubbles 4
I would wait till they were looking. Then kick them in the face!
zodiac9catlives 1
At least you don't have all ten toes and fingers webbed together like me.
helpfulperson 9
Okay, somebody needs to be fired
canzonetta 16
I hope you either left or refused to pay?
shawnxx 1
Why was a man painting your toes?
aliabchal 7
LMAO.. Tears also streaming down my face because I never knew another person to have this condition...! My FATHER, rest his soul, also had "webbed" toes just two, and this is the first time I've ever been compelled enough to comment! I'm sorry this happened to you, please know you made my day to read your post, GOD BLESS U, show em' proud next time!!!