Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Comments (203)
KeenBird 2
I have the same thing and I don't give a shit what people think of that because all my toes are gradient from big to small so I have cute feet, others have one big one small then big again
sherrythered 3
I also have webbed toes! As a child, bothered me bc could not wear toe socks. Now can't wear the comfy shoes w the toes ! My kids have my toes too..
fat_snooki_lol 6
Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet. Be proud of your uniqueness!
82194 5
Omg! What a dick.
Peacelove0404 26
I have the same thing!
Anonymousx3x 4
I'm pretty sure there is a surgery that can fix that if you're self conscious about it...
klx125cross 9
Just complain by saying one word. BITCHES!
CessnaPilot 5
That wasn't very nice. I would have got up and left.
kingelessar 2
I know how you feel..... A toe on my right is deformed and the nail is like under the other toe.... I get laughed at all the time.... But don't worry bitches get stitches and end up in ditches so you'll get the riches ^_^
klil708 14
Don't worry my dads ex's toes were all connected on both feet