Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Comments (203)
Spazz420 7
I'd stick your toes right in that guys face. Or your fist
missL1z 5
That's just mean. You should go somewhere else. Pick one place and be a regular, you will feel more at ease next time.
jrjmoon 7
i woumd have let him finish like it didnt matter, then tell his stupid unprofessional ass thanks for the free pedi i wont be back and walk out...
ishha14 4
Jesus that's terrible, file a complaint on their unprofessional rude asses
Kimba_x 5
Should have kicked the asshole in the face, then laughed and walked out.
skyeyez9 25
"Accidentally" kick the asshole in his face. And then leave.
DazedSiren 5
Call his employer. His ass deserves to be fired. In fact, sue them.
juker369 7
What a D**k! I hope you didn't have to pay for it. One of my best friends has webbed toes and she loves them (I think they're pretty awesome)! Forget that guy, it's nothing to be embarrassed about OP, embrace them!!
Addon 8
I have this too, and a small extra toe on the same foot. You can't let people like this get to you. Sure, it's a little strange and it hurts when people point it out, but who cares? It a few rude jerks, and you can't let them have a big effect on your life. Just live and be happy with who you are.
linkalipski_fml 6
i have the same stuck toes..guess i'm never getting nails done after hearing that