Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Comments (203)
solis025 7
I hope you walked out! They don't deserve your money.
Elisa_h 0
he's a DOUCHE!
82194 5
I agree
picturescrazy 24
I bet you're a good swimmer (:
gem17 0
I have webbe toes I know how it feels
kismentia 10
Warn them in advance about your toes to ruin the surprise. I had my nails done and mentioned my missing pinky prior to laying my hands on the table. It eased the situation, and we ended up joking about a 10% price cut.
AtomicRebirth 11
That's bull. You should file a complaint with the manager and get that dude fired.
Smashhoof 15
I laughed too. I feel like a horrible person.
jamiebaby1234 0
The Chinese people always talk about everyone !!
Ihatecupcakes17 0
I have 6 toes, 2 of which are connected. I am
Ihatecupcakes17 0
I have 6 toes, 2 of which are connected. I am Proud of them. I would give the place a nasty review and explain how self concious you are about it. You should get that scissors tattoo :) also try a beauty school. Its cheaper and the students are more accepting