By Manu - 14/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Columbia

Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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I guess you won't be Russian back there until you Czech your pronunciation.

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jcash52426 5
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Polish change is put REALLY HOT wax on your balls and remove all the hairs. It when they change the color of your nails.

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FloorX 14
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It's kind of funny, though.

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jcash52426 5
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Polish change is put REALLY HOT wax on your balls and remove all the hairs. It when they change the color of your nails.

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Well, to be fair, I probably would have done that too.

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jay_south 19
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Same; my mind went to the polish sausages at Costco.

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2011_schuyler 1
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I don't see a reason for you to never return. It happens often. Don't worry OP.

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2011_schuyler 1
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I don't see a reason for you to never return. It happens often. Don't worry OP.

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cheshireau 26
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Don't be so hard on yourself. You didn't know, it's ok.

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cheshireau 26
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How do I have up votes? I didn't read it properly. I thought it mean Polish change as in the nail enamel. Not that she said Polish change as in the country. I need down votes for stupidity, please.

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RichardPencil 30
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I guess you won't be Russian back there until you Czech your pronunciation.

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cakefete2 30
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Have your up vote and keep the puns coming.

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Wisernow 10
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It's your learning curve. No worries. I'm still living with pronouncing Canada - "Ca- Nada". oops

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maikeru1979 23
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don't worry OP...i didn't catch it either..until i was waiting for the comment area to load. then it hit me Polish( as in nail polish) change.

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emischeve 12
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After reading your comment I realized it was nail polish and not Poland polish. I'm so smart wow.

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Sagely 19
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Context. You're in a nail salon so it really should have occured to you that it's "polish change" as in nail polish, not "Polish" as in Poland. Nonetheless it's not a big deal that warrants never coming back.

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Demon_of_Light 27
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Another piece of context is that some other services are named for countries, ie. 'French' manicure. So it's really not so difficult to see why OP's mind went that way.

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