Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked...

By Manu - 14/2/2017 09:00 - United States - Columbia

Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7410343 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 18:43

I guess you won't be Russian back there until you Czech your pronunciation.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7410273 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 16:25

Polish change is put REALLY HOT wax on your balls and remove all the hairs.

It when they change the color of your nails.

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By FloorX | 14

#7410257 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 16:02

It's kind of funny, though.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7410273 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 16:25

Polish change is put REALLY HOT wax on your balls and remove all the hairs.

It when they change the color of your nails.

By ScratchCatPower | 32

#7410296 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 17:13

Well, to be fair, I probably would have done that too.

jay_south | 19

#7410301 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 17:20

Same; my mind went to the polish sausages at Costco.

By 2011_schuyler | 1

#7410316 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 17:49

I don't see a reason for you to never return. It happens often. Don't worry OP.

By 2011_schuyler | 1

#7410317 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 17:50

I don't see a reason for you to never return. It happens often. Don't worry OP.

By cheshireau | 26

#7410324 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 18:06

Don't be so hard on yourself. You didn't know, it's ok.

cheshireau | 26

#7410789 - Wednesday 15 February 2017 13:16

How do I have up votes? I didn't read it properly. I thought it mean Polish change as in the nail enamel. Not that she said Polish change as in the country. I need down votes for stupidity, please.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7410343 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 18:43

I guess you won't be Russian back there until you Czech your pronunciation.

cakefete2 | 30

#7410447 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 21:13

Have your up vote and keep the puns coming.

By Wisernow | 9

#7410372 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 19:41

It's your learning curve. No worries. I'm still living with pronouncing Canada - "Ca- Nada". oops

By maikeru1979 | 23

#7410373 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 19:45

don't worry OP...i didn't catch it either..until i was waiting for the comment area to load. then it hit me Polish( as in nail polish) change.

emischeve | 12

#7420325 - Sunday 5 March 2017 0:49

After reading your comment I realized it was nail polish and not Poland polish. I'm so smart wow.

By Sagely | 19

#7410413 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 20:08

Context. You're in a nail salon so it really should have occured to you that it's "polish change" as in nail polish, not "Polish" as in Poland. Nonetheless it's not a big deal that warrants never coming back.

Demon_of_Light | 27

#7410579 - Wednesday 15 February 2017 3:10

Another piece of context is that some other services are named for countries, ie. 'French' manicure. So it's really not so difficult to see why OP's mind went that way.