By WeldedShut
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
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By  species4872  |  19

I'd like to know how did you get 2 beauticians to fit up there.

By  jcash52426  |  5

You know they have these soft disposable towels they are called tissues use them to blow your nose. Unless there an asshole I don't anyone will mind if you stop getting your nail painted long enough for you to blow your nose.

Op here: to be honest, I wasn't picking my nose but actually rearranging my new septum stud, which was aggravating my nose. Was also super jet lagged and not thinking clearly after making the trip for the wedding. Thought I was being super discrete, but ended up being anything but. Totally my own fault, though, and my nose is super red in all the pictures.