By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
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I'm just baffled you picked your nose in a public place.

Shadowvoid 33

While the other girls may not be gel-ous, at least they didn't nail you with insults.

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Shadowvoid 33

While the other girls may not be gel-ous, at least they didn't nail you with insults.

I'm just baffled you picked your nose in a public place.

I scratch inside my nose in public, is that the same thing?

I don't think so. I think giving it a quick scratch and digging for gold are two separate things lol.

axor01 1

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Dude. Chill. You're acting like it's unrealistic for someone to forget they have nail polish on.

LT_Silva101 18

What'd he say? It says the comment got nuked

You missed the perfect opportunity to shave your head, don a hospital gown, and cosplay as 11 from Stranger Things.

species4872 19

I'd like to know how did you get 2 beauticians to fit up there.

you'd be surprised at what can fit up there.

Ngl, I kinda feel worse for the beauticians scraping nail polish out of your nostril

That is not a moment I forget what I am doing with my hands. Maybe you need a nap.

jcash52426 5

You know they have these soft disposable towels they are called tissues use them to blow your nose. Unless there an asshole I don't anyone will mind if you stop getting your nail painted long enough for you to blow your nose.

CaptainShalliwaffle 3

Op here: to be honest, I wasn't picking my nose but actually rearranging my new septum stud, which was aggravating my nose. Was also super jet lagged and not thinking clearly after making the trip for the wedding. Thought I was being super discrete, but ended up being anything but. Totally my own fault, though, and my nose is super red in all the pictures.

Why wouldn’t you say you were adjusting your piercing in the original post? That’s way more understandable

Nah. Happens to us all. It's funny as hell, you may need better friends tho.