Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Comments (203)
kate1238 9
Don't worry OP my toes are really messed up!! A bunch of them are all crooked and my boyfriends Has a couple toes that are connected like yours are
maybso 0
kick him in the face with that foot
alybsox 4
He's a MAN working at a nail salon....and he's making fun of you...?
lestrange17 0
I have connected toes. It doesn't bother me at all, because I like to tell everyone I'm an X-men because I have an awesome genetic mutation.
Shindig1 0
I have my 2 middle toes on both feet like that. I don't give a rats ass what people think. I just tell them there for faster swimming. Lol
Aliserguy 2
my toes are the same
beehardxcore 26
get that asshat fired!
Dilwann 27
As for a lot of the other commenters, I have connected toes as well - well, partially at least. I call them my 'twin toes'. And I don't like my feet, I'd never wear shoes with open toe part... but it's not that big of a deal. And I'm not really a girly girl, so I don't get pedicures either.
bvbarmy4ever 12
Omg if I were u I would've called him an asshole straight to his face and demanded my money back!
JokersHQ 21
That's very unprofessional and rude! I would make a complaint or speak with the manager about the situation. You pay them for the service they provide but they do not give the service in return for being able to make fun of you. That's just not right.