Don't be silly protect your willy

awwwwwe OP I feel so bad for you! jk make an effort and talk to people if anything that would of been akward not to say anything to the person next to you

#58 There is this thing called social anxiety. Lots of people have it.

Exactly what I was thinking :) either you make a friend or it's super awkward but you never have to see them again! *hopefully*

Op could just go on like badoo or something to meet new people in their area, it can't be that hard to make friends

#2 you've got a friend in me too for that here's an upvote

its always good to have a evil turtle as a friend.

An evil turtle with a Hannibal Lector laugh?

no he laughs like the joker

Hey, as long as he doesn't have Hannibal's appetite we're fine ;)

i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. slurps*

Maybe you don't have friends now but if you socialize, it will happen sooner or later

Thumbed up #3's comment because he used "-'ve" correctly... Why are there so many "should of"/"would of"'s in comments?

I'll

No I think you are onto something with l'lol. Someone call websters.

this post let me know I wasn't the only one with that problem

People aren't worth my time is my excuse.

Yeah same, I'm shy first meeting people so i understand, a little.

maybe because you just need someone to play with as a child.

No, no you may not.

Oh well. I tried.

Here have a peanut.

Thanks. I shall cherish and love this peanut forever! *munch*