By fmlifetime - United States


Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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  Ajjas013  |  6

Beer is bad for the baby.

  Ret_fml  |  0

Counting fail, and it looks like someone watched 'Couples Retreat' recently, eh? Actually not a bad movie, I liked it. ;D

To OP: Stop wearing make up and maybe you'll look less feminine. ;) Or maybe the old lady just needs new glasses. Too many assumptions to be made here, but I'm feeling nice so I'll probably have to say FYL. Some people just really do have trouble looking like their proper gender.

  Starchild21  |  3

He should have resorted to vegetables! Cucumbers might help, and if he leaves it in long enough it might pickle :P


  alleyes  |  0

it was a failed attempt on my part to say that the FML website thought that the comment was so boaring and lame that nobody would want to read it. So, they automatically threw it out. and that would explain where the comment went.