Weird, Awkward and Intimacy: Roommates from hell, part 350125 - FML

Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 264

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 244

You deserved it 7 063

By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 728

You deserved it 7 175

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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You deserved it 207

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 196

You deserved it 4 507

Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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You deserved it 32 358

Dude, WTF?

By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 380

You deserved it 166

By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 904

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 901

You deserved it 522

Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 197

You deserved it 406

By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 262

You deserved it 3 108

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Top comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

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b023d 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 19:57

you're life is really f*cked if you accepted his offer :(

dagrathe 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:33

you are life?

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

twitteraddict 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:44

hes a tad creepy if he gets off watching gynie exam pervert

1wrd_Fuck 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:13

I do believe the question here is did you agree?

ufail 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:00

try to watch a urologist exam

idc_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:38

your roomate is weird. really weird.

Henrius_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:24

awkward

hoch449 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:18

im sure it will be a great bonding moment lol

Sarasa01 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:31

My oh my, look at that sexy pink cervix! Come quick dude, I think I can see her ovaries!

jbakse 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:48

that was funny!!!!!! you're funny

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

skullbashd 3

Saturday 19 June 2010 8:45

it's a Porno retard which means he has a fetish which they set a gyno scenario it's no real

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 9 February 2018 17:07

It could've been a medical training video.

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Today, my dad is freaking out because he thinks he's next on the list of targets the NYC CEO shooter has. Not because he himself is a healthcare-ruining CEO, but he's a pharmacist who gets death threats every week from patients he can't give medication to, due to insurance companies denying everything. FML

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Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML

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Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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You deserved it 1 208

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my 4 year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

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You deserved it 4 438

Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

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You deserved it 30 386

Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 126

Today, while training a new employee, I had to run after a naked guy chasing a hooker at the hotel I work at. I made him go back to his room, while she offered me a good time for 300 bucks. The trainee left and hasn't come back yet. FML

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You deserved it 3 172

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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You deserved it 71