Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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Cynictowinit 4
Wow what an ass. Talk about unprofessional...that's no way to run a business or treat a customer.
drewcat21 0
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This one is just pathetic. Suck it up. I have a friend who has this and she never complains.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
15 wow you're really insensitive. Everybody's different so don't be such a prick about it
RedPillSucks 33
She doesn't complain when laugh at her? Ask her how long she cries when she's by herself.
RentaName 15
Refuse to pay and file a complaint.
Enslaved 38
If you're that self-conscious about it, you could always medically fix it or let the person doing your toes know up front about your condition (so there aren't any surprises). If that person is mature, then make appointments with that same person in the future.(:
killmeslowly5 5
Exactly its hard finding a decent nail tech, Once you do you won't have to worry about your toes.
AllThingsBright_ 11
Hmm, honestly, I doubt OP has an extra thousand or so dollars to get her toes medically fixed. Here's to a LOT of rubbing alcohol and some scissors? -shudders-
Grimmerie 31
Oh jeez no no no I cringed so badly reading that
EgyptianPride98 8
It's not that easy. I've got two toes stuck together and from what I've been told, if I do the surgery, there is a pretty big chance of sitting in a wheel chair for the rest of my life. I don't know about every case, but with mine, my toes are connected by the same nerve, as well. I wish it was that easy, though.
chashem 17
That is so mean.
xxjenn27xx 8
Its okay op, i hate my feet, i wont even wear flip flopa anymore :/
Trollgod 13
You can get compensation for treatment like that.
stewy133 10
What an asshole. Should've kicked him.
hannnahmarie 14
Awwh that's horrible!
BerryPrincess 11
I also have two connected but she thought it was cute.