Miscellaneous: Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put...

By BonGoWash - 07/02/2013 14:45 - United States - Bronxville

Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By Pithegreat - 06/01/2016 04:48 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML

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By boogery - 26/01/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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By jacquelle - 25/02/2010 18:12 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML

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Money for nothing

By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:57

Well, one of you here isn't telling us the whole story: one of you is a complete bitch.

HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 7 February 2013 19:00

Indeed. Whenever I see FMLs like this, I feel like there's a reason everyone hates OP.

Comments

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:25

Maybe your clothes smell like shit and she was happy you were washing them.

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:30

You could've just used a garbage bag..

Deirdre_Curry 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:36

This made no sense wht so ever

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:40

I suggest you take some English Comprehension classes then, since it was pretty straight-forward.

ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 7 February 2013 21:14

Dammit Pleonasm, being condescending to idiots on here is my job! Go back to making puns or something. >:(

gregkingsley 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:50

And by roommate you mean you're the bum on the couch that doesn't pay rent?

erockinthesuburb 17

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:57

Hey, that situation worked out pretty well for the guy in Half Baked.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 7 February 2013 21:24

Think about that title for a moment…

chillypalmer 7

Thursday 7 February 2013 21:00

That is hilarious please buy a basket or bag lol

TheWorldGreatest 8

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:11

Maybe you should look else where to live or you might regret it later! Actions speak louder then words

need2sleep 15

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:12

Is this really your first time doing laundry while living with this roommate? That's gross unless you've only been there a week, so probably not long enough for someone to hate you!

BigSexy123 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 22:24

You... you completely missed the point of this. OP was saying that his/her roommate thought they were moving out. Smart one.

buckdharma 36

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:19

It's a vicious cycle with you, op. Why do you have to air your dirty laundry? You know this could all come out in the wash if you would just let it soak awhile, but you have to put your own spin on everything. Then you agitate...

Vanillanougat 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:33

Maybe she was just glad that you finally decided to wash your clothes.....

CydneDilligaf 7

Thursday 7 February 2013 23:33

clearly she can't wait for you to move out. are you sure you don't smell? maybe you're a complete slob, who is also always late with the rent. Can't really tell if the audio or film.