Spooked

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 05:08

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a makeshift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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victoria023 0

who put the paper in there??? dundundunnn

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Octwo 16

first of all, that robber sure sounds mechanical

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dtbomb 3

What noise was your printer making?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Hissing sounds maybe? They mostly come at night... mostly...

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MissErikaHart 0

great south park reference !

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allmidnighteyes 10

it's a reference to the movie Aliens like the OP made with Ellen Ripley. South Park made the reference to that in the babysitting episode.

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TurboTalon 0

Who was trying to print something in the middle of the night??

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ShadyFTW1 0

Once again, OP is a chick marinis.

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Siji 0

No real weapons in the room, not even a knife? I'd be carrying a combat knife and a shotgun if i heard a robber >:)

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thisgirl2u 9

Your comment made me laugh, Thank you sir. :)

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iheartglasses 0

Yes, totally FYL that it was a printer instead of a robber that could have had a gun. You want to play hero and beat up on people? Take a karate class

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zazooftanzania 4

ya wise ass cuz u can totally dodge a bullet with karate

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azhein 0

yeah I agree with you isn't it a good thing that it was just the printer?

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