By GarageSallin
Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML
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  doLLe  |  21

Yeah and they get up so early in the morning they get everyting don before the rest of us, so they can take over the world and we can't do anything...

  Kingbreezy04  |  10

We have to start watching The Price is Right. Why do you think old people watch it? It's subliminal messages people, Plinko chips represent some sort of hierarchy in the old people secret society. Don't even get me started on the wheel you have to spend, that shit has global domination plans all over it.

  thatonename  |  7

If "the price is Right" and bob barker are involved, I highly doubt any alliance with the cats. I hear almost all animals have had it out for him for awhile now.

"And remember folks, always spay and neuter your pets!" ;)

  PenguinBitch  |  43

Luckily my kind are secluded from the harsh and evil radio beams from the elderly, use to control the population. If anybody ask where you received this classified didn't see anything. *hides in hole*.

  SonOfAMitch  |  14

Us cupcakes have also been slaughtered by the evil elderly. The elderly are a cunning species who use our kind (and other delectable treats) to bribe youth to come to the dark side.... god help us all...

  ballbearing  |  10

If they live in Canada, it's no surprise they didn't seek out where stuff was going. It's a fact of life that Canada Post will loose your stuff or deliver it to an incorrect address.

  mansen  |  15

YDI. I usually wait a week after delivery date has passed and then play ocd detective. Contact seller, track shipment, contact shipping company, scream at phone while being transfered through the phone tree of hell of shipping company for 3 hrs while they try to find/avoid dealing with pkg/problem. Get resolution or file dispute etc. 8 years of no pkgs? You must either like being on hold with shipping companies or really hate your money enough to just pay and be ok with nothing in return.

By  Pleonasm  |  34

You hadn't noticed that during 8 years, a lot of your packages, sent from different sellers, were all disappearing mysteriously?
Gods, then this must be the fabled Ninja Granny I've been hearing so much about.

By  Steve95401  |  49

Did you ever contact the seller, or the shipping company, to trace why you never received these items? It shouldn't have taken an Estate Sale to discover 8 years worth of EBay merchandise that you neve received.

  flockz  |  19

Pleonasm's completely luscious mustache. Manly, mesmerizing, just overall good quality facial hair. Ladies, you need one too.

9/10 would probably bang.

  Pleonasm  |  34

Ladies need one too? You'd bang me?
So basically you're a gay who doesn't mine doing chicks too, as long as they role play as men who look like me?
I'm scared...