Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
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Mehness
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RIP Finger.
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malisa916
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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.
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Mehness
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RIP Finger.
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Mehness
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print. Get well soon?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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so you cant be caught by the cop? be happy it wasn't your penis that would be a real fml
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IVANTTOCOME
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I'm not here to point fingers but, you obviously made a mistake somewhere.
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fakeaccountX
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Yeah, really. As soon as I saw the word "meat", I thought you had cut your dick off.
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geovanni
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it's time for crime!
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itaimumwiro
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crime
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ScuseMePrincess
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Don't worry, it'll grow back... Eventually.
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Just_Me_143
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...maybe
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petergurll
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eww ..
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JocelynKaulitz
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Well, if he ever steals anything he wouldn't have to worry about fingerprints now ;)
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Cowgirl_boots
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awww that made me cringe!
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transilvanianson
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this will also make you cringe! read it out loud! "put a big wooden splinter between your toe and your nail and kick the wall as hard as you can."
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maphineRAWRS
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I work in a deli and I'm shit scared of doing that every single time....
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VeeVengeance
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shut up
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ThatLooksSticky
| 16
good god...that costume is cringe-worthy!
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maphineRAWRS
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lol no, shut the fuck up you filthy mutt.
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daminantion
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damn you girls got some bite. MUD FIGHT
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jakegryan
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give some lovin to the ssgt 3 time veteran... I need it's
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TripleD76
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haha yes I think a mudfight will solve this!
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malisa916
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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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better hurry up and go commit as many crimes as possible with that finger before your print grows back. the world is your finger's oyster. <-- that sounded dirtier than I intended.
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bethan1
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That would work if she only used one finger the rest of them still have finger prints, silly.
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skittle68
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Do finger prints grow back? Wouldnt your finger tip just be covered in scar tissue?
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nerdsgetmehot
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#37 If there were scar tissue there, then that means no fingerprint...
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starile
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Yeah, 39, that's what he's asking. Which comes out, scar tissue or fingerprint?
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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fingerprints do grow back. I once accidentally sanded off the tip of one of my fingers on a huge woodshop disc sander. grew back surprisingly fast actually.
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nerdsgetmehot
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#54 Yes, I know. And I answered that there would probably be scar tissue.
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nerdsgetmehot
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Of course, #59 just proved me wrong. So there goes my theory! :P
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ChibiChibi_fml
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Even if it was just scar tissue though that would still in and of itself create a print that could be linked back to the OP if they had reason to suspect them. I know they wouldn't have the scar print in the system or anything but it would still be an identifiable marker.
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gusgus36
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aah sounds painful :(
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underpaid011
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free pass to rob a bank!! I'm sure you could the extra cash.
watch for dye packs
watch for dye packs
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perdix
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Usually, the customers are the ones who GIVE the tips, not get them.
So, some lucky customer has unwittingly become a cannibal.
So, some lucky customer has unwittingly become a cannibal.
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XelaKJK
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haha nice one!