By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
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malisa916 7
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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.

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Mehness 0
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RIP Finger.

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Mehness 0
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RIP Finger.

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Mehness 0
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print. Get well soon?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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so you cant be caught by the cop? be happy it wasn't your penis that would be a real fml

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IVANTTOCOME 0
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I'm not here to point fingers but, you obviously made a mistake somewhere.

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fakeaccountX 6
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Yeah, really. As soon as I saw the word "meat", I thought you had cut your dick off.

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geovanni 9
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it's time for crime!

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ScuseMePrincess 2
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Don't worry, it'll grow back... Eventually.

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JocelynKaulitz 28
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Well, if he ever steals anything he wouldn't have to worry about fingerprints now ;)

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Cowgirl_boots 0
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awww that made me cringe!

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transilvanianson 3
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this will also make you cringe! read it out loud! "put a big wooden splinter between your toe and your nail and kick the wall as hard as you can."

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maphineRAWRS 10
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I work in a deli and I'm shit scared of doing that every single time....

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ThatLooksSticky 16
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good god...that costume is cringe-worthy!

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maphineRAWRS 10
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lol no, shut the fuck up you filthy mutt.

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daminantion 14
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damn you girls got some bite. MUD FIGHT

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jakegryan 0
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give some lovin to the ssgt 3 time veteran... I need it's

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TripleD76 1
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haha yes I think a mudfight will solve this!

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malisa916 7
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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
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better hurry up and go commit as many crimes as possible with that finger before your print grows back. the world is your finger's oyster. <-- that sounded dirtier than I intended.

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bethan1 4
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That would work if she only used one finger the rest of them still have finger prints, silly.

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skittle68 0
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Do finger prints grow back? Wouldnt your finger tip just be covered in scar tissue?

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nerdsgetmehot 22
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#37 If there were scar tissue there, then that means no fingerprint...

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starile 19
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Yeah, 39, that's what he's asking. Which comes out, scar tissue or fingerprint?

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
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fingerprints do grow back. I once accidentally sanded off the tip of one of my fingers on a huge woodshop disc sander. grew back surprisingly fast actually.

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nerdsgetmehot 22
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#54 Yes, I know. And I answered that there would probably be scar tissue.

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nerdsgetmehot 22
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Of course, #59 just proved me wrong. So there goes my theory! :P

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ChibiChibi_fml 27
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Even if it was just scar tissue though that would still in and of itself create a print that could be linked back to the OP if they had reason to suspect them. I know they wouldn't have the scar print in the system or anything but it would still be an identifiable marker.

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gusgus36 5
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aah sounds painful :(

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underpaid011 0
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free pass to rob a bank!! I'm sure you could the extra cash. watch for dye packs

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perdix 29
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Usually, the customers are the ones who GIVE the tips, not get them. So, some lucky customer has unwittingly become a cannibal.

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XelaKJK 0
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haha nice one!

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