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RIP Finger.
print. Get well soon?
so you cant be caught by the cop? be happy it wasn't your penis that would be a real fml
it's time for crime!
crime
Don't worry, it'll grow back... Eventually.
eww ..
this will also make you cringe! read it out loud! "put a big wooden splinter between your toe and your nail and kick the wall as hard as you can."
I work in a deli and I'm shit scared of doing that every single time....
lol no, shut the **** up you filthy mutt.
damn you girls got some bite. MUD FIGHT
give some lovin to the ssgt 3 time veteran... I need it's
haha yes I think a mudfight will solve this!
better hurry up and go commit as many crimes as possible with that finger before your print grows back. the world is your finger's oyster. <-- that sounded dirtier than I intended.
That would work if she only used one finger the rest of them still have finger prints, silly.
Do finger prints grow back? Wouldnt your finger tip just be covered in scar tissue?
#37 If there were scar tissue there, then that means no fingerprint...
Yeah, 39, that's what he's asking. Which comes out, scar tissue or fingerprint?
fingerprints do grow back. I once accidentally sanded off the tip of one of my fingers on a huge woodshop disc sander. grew back surprisingly fast actually.
#54 Yes, I know. And I answered that there would probably be scar tissue.
Of course, #59 just proved me wrong. So there goes my theory! :P
Even if it was just scar tissue though that would still in and of itself create a print that could be linked back to the OP if they had reason to suspect them. I know they wouldn't have the scar print in the system or anything but it would still be an identifiable marker.
free pass to rob a bank!! I'm sure you could the extra cash. watch for dye packs
Usually, the customers are the ones who GIVE the tips, not get them. So, some lucky customer has unwittingly become a cannibal.
haha nice one!
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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.
RIP Finger.