Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Do you keep your laundry in a garbage bag?
getonup 0
I think it's time you invested in a laundry basket or bag. It will change your life.. fact
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Comments (41)
gusgus36 5
that sucks :( what a terrible roommate!
pertained 12
Its the thought that counts ;D
desigirl2010 0
Really? I have many thoughts.
DudeImBetter 0
9 - yea, but your thoughts don't count toward anything desigirl.
sarinasusu 2
#13 Don't be mean! Everybody's special(: And aw, i'm sorry OP. Mall crawl?
EffinAhole 0
terrible roommate? Not really... other than not taking out the garbage for so long its not really roomies fault Op left a trash bag full of clothes next to the garbage.
DudeImBetter 0
15 - But she took a normal everyday first comment replier and a normal everyday expression comment and tried to be sarcastic to somebody else, it's only right to cyber bully a cyber bullier.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
uh-oh spaghetti-o's
Nooneslooking 0
hey this was my fml!!! -.- wow.
77taylah33 0
yer I thought I have heard that somewhere
angel55033 12
but it says 0 out of 7 posts on your page, did it get removed or something?
Nooneslooking 0
no, I submitted this, and the OP must have been moderating, said no, and put it as his own. what REALLY happened was that our house was being renovated and there were trash bags everywhere, and we had our laundry in a trash bag under the stairs because our laundry basket was in storage, and my brother threw out all of he trash including the laundry. :(
FYLDeep 26
Do you keep your laundry in a garbage bag?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I wondered the same. If it was in a laundry bag or basket, he's either an idiot or doesn't like OP.
dreaGiallo 0
why didn't you ever say anything to your roommate, I mean come on three years?? I
paid2think 0
Wowww it's like having a son :). They do the right thing but they somehow mess it up :P
77taylah33 0
hahahah lol
amberbby69 6
Make him/her take it out of the trash. If the bag didn't open, your clothes should be fine.
ImaginaryFoe 1
My interpretation was that the collectors had already come for it. Otherwise OP could've just grabbed it with no problem.
teyyoshi 19
just go to garbage bag to look for
worldclass 0
for some reason, i feel like he knew.
david555 0
if you want something done right.. do it yourself dont complain
robc32ca 4
why were you using a garbage bag for laundry? it wasn't malicious.