Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Passing
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Got talent?
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Bingo is serious business
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
allaemi 1
That's rude. You wouldn't like it if that was you being old and someone said that about you.
thaaatgirl 4
HHAHAHAHHA 13.
Cambria91 4
they take that 'grandma got ran over by a raindeer' shit seriously.
teacupkoi 9
Sorry, but on top of the fact that it isn't even DECEMBER yet...assuming that all elderly folks like to hear Xmas carols is stupid. Ask them what they might like to hear you sing before you open yer mouth next time. YDI.
gene818 13
"Food war" (quote from a short video made by Rooster Teeth)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I may be watching too much TV, but I can totally imagine J.D. from Scrubs saying this. :')
a_lenzmeier 11
I think this is an eff their lives. They Were coerced into listening to you sing, which I'm assuming you did excruciatingly bad at, because you had elderly, who most likely didn't have full hearing, condemning you. Man that was a run on sentence. Grammar nazis do your duty.
spudi 6
Were they challenged mentally?
Snafuusmc 12
Whoa yea it's way too early to be doing that. Hey atleast they didn't throw prune juice and checkers at you or their handy toilet bowls...
Snafuusmc 12
Whoa yea it's way too early to be doing that. Hey atleast they didn't throw prune juice and checkers at you or their handy toilet bowls...