Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Passing
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Got talent?
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Bingo is serious business
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
chelseaaababyyy 17
aw. that was a nice thing to do, regardless(:
skoob 4
Well I guess all you can do is try again... And again... Eventually you'll get it :$ ^thanks ma!
VampasarousRex 6
Silly old people!
sbd122 5
A rape around your neck? Sir, that is not appropriate.
bribrat 1
Maybe It's because you can't sing.
G97Alex 21
Lucky!!
MoZZie_fml 0
U mad bro?
polkadot88 0
umm....happy holidays!!!
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
I can appreciate your predicament. I am helping take care of my grandfather with dementia and must work constantly to keep him safe, etc. He wishes nothing more than for me to suffer a painful and gruesome death.
tbaum 0
Haha