robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Same thing different taste
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
jonn090 13
I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry...... bananas!?! It's raining men hallelujah it's raining men :D
pitchblease 2
They love you. They want to make sure you don't cramp.
reaganomics 6
Could be worse, could have been their depends
RedPillSucks 33
Did you see santa there? I hear he's giving out fingers.
McAninch35 9
Bad
starwind3438 9
No 43, 17's comment was funny and made sense.
VaanBasch 1
FML references stopped being funny years ago.
MyPerspective 4
Some people don't appreciate...
Iknoweverything 29
People rarely volunteer to entertain outside of the Christmas season. That would be a reason to not appreciate. Especially if you're forced to give up your afternoon nap for every damn caroler that walks in.
Enslaved 38
It's not even December yet! Take the hint, It's way too soon to Christmas carol.
ikickgingers 15
:/ i love it!!!!!!
Enslaved 38
That's only because I know you like...... "Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas" B A N A N A S!!!!
robincakes94 8
I'm on the schedule of my church. I don't pick the dates... This is for everyone asking why I sung so early! & the nursing home already had Christmas decorations up so...
robincakes94 8
Why do I keep getting thumbed down for my simple responses to the questions? Wtf!!
kwanza23 3
149, Just throw bananas at the people thumbing you down. Seems to work quite effectively!
hateevryone 15
well that's not good. can you sing?
laxmtl28 6
orange you glad they did not throw apples? :p
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Knife!
laxmtl28 6
haha
epic13 12
Sounds like a shitty situation.
TheFunnyzach 3
Well then...