robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
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Anonymous
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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Anonymous
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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
ChoirGuy
United States
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sorrygrandma
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Anonymous
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Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
anonymous
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Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
earlytermination
United States
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Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
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Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
Andr913 13
Ah, old people.
osnapitzjp 0
Free banana?
CassieMarieee 7
Maybe you should brush up on your singing? :)
perdix 31
If you sang really well, the old dudes might show you their bananas. Sometimes, having no talent leads to the less bad outcome.
van_helsing 6
It's not even December, dumbass.
csosa187 1
Here ladies and gentlemen, is what I like to call, an 'Emo type'. This species hate their lives, say things about old people such as, 'they're gunna die soon' or 'I want to die before I get old'. This is an extraordinary example of a man you might find in their apartment with either slit wrists or a rope around their neck.
UnicornandZombie 0
At least they didnt throw their teeth at you...
jebron 13
You deserve it for singing Christmas Carols in November. Far too early.
Ressamies 6
elderly can be unpredictable. as a part of going to confirmation school camp, we had to go to place where there were some elderly, that had very bad memory. one threatened to kill me for non apparent reason.
slyace 9
I think I speak for everyone else when I say "ahhhh....what the ****???"