Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Passing
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Got talent?
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Bingo is serious business
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
yumyumpoptart 16
maybe op is really hairy like my gym teacher, and thought they were a monkey?
robincakes94 8
No, OP is not hairy, but good analysis...
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
What a fruity way to end it ;)
umadbrahHI 1
I'd like to throw my banana at your face too. get it? ok
disney_blonde 16
You think just because they're old they should have to sit there and listen to you?
MissyD94 6
I think u should reconcider going caroling
whited666 0
Probably because it freaking November!!!
Justin23L 2
You think that's bad? I work in a nursing home as a server. Old people and food...oh god.
Justin23L 2
What's going on in this thre - oh my...
peelinpeaches 0
its still november why are u singing christmas carols
rushgirl 6
Because she's a boss.