robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Anonymous
Thompson, Canada
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
ChoirGuy
United States
Passing
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
sorrygrandma
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Got talent?
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
earlytermination
United States
Bingo is serious business
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
bikini_bottom504 0
Those old folk sure do know how to party!
tsim_fml 0
classic suburb kids with their cars nicer than a 24 year old who works his ass off to just support his family
satanisthesavior 21
christmas carols suck anyways. Sing them some Avenged Sevenfold or something.
robincakes94 8
I'm sure you also think Christmas suck... Just referring to your username :)
bubo_fml 11
Make a hat like Carmen Miranda & sing the Chiquita Banana song!
steviesnm 6
Shit, thanks for the encouragement. I have to do this in two weeks. God damn, if I get crap thrown at me.. Haha!
saddgurl 0
Be glad it wasn't soup
SabyLuvsYuu 1
You said the senior center, not a monkey exhibit. WTF?
FlyingWhisps 5
Give up on singing forever. Think of the elderly...
bubo_fml 11
Your caroling interrupted their weekly 'hoky poky' dance, which, let's face it, at that age, it's like **** blocking Gramps from getting at Granny's drawers!
skoob 4
Well I guess all you can do is try again... And again... Eventually you'll get it :$ ^thanks ma!