By Anonymous - United States - West Babylon
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
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  killmenow03  |  21

Man, what a shitty situation.

  jkmartinjk  |  16

Well literally as in he was at a pool. But it didn't involve children. I was going to add that to my comment, but I thought it was self explanatory. Guess not

  adyb  |  12

Ah like "he who smelt it, dealt it" except now it's "he who awkwardly leaves, shat in the pool full of naked people"? XD

  mustabee  |  4

#9 can you please clarify your position in the event that there is a turd and naked girls, by the way, turds are normally released with a bit of pee - would you still be in the zone?

  Enslaved  |  36

"Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone"
(Got me singing Jay-Z) (:

Yeah, naked girls must have scared the shit out of him. :P and just so you know, I don't get grossed out easily. They didn't touch the shit, there's chlorine in the pool (it won't be the first time someone peed in it) and most pools have showers right next to it or at least a hose.

  mustabee  |  4

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah, anyway id be grossed out and pissed but not enough to leave, it wouldnt stop me either, id move the party else where

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Where else am I going to shit!? I've left so many logs in my neighbors pool.. Sometimes when I'm feeling frisky I'll even do it in their hot tub! Ah.. The joy of taking a dump in someone else's pool is sooo much better than taking a dump in the bowl..